Hey UK: come get your wayward prince

Hey UK: come get your wayward prince

Is there any kind of trade deal in the works between the US and the UK?  Because if there is, maybe it’s time for us to use that wayward Prince Harry as a bargaining chip.

We’ll give the Brits excellent terms on imports in exchange for us exporting their wayward prince back to the UK.

Hey, you never know. It might work. Leverage is the mother’s milk of commerce.

Because unless the Brits want another revolution on their hands, they’d be wise to take this guy off our hands.

Yesterday, in what can only be described as a hostage video from a clearly henpecked husband, Prince Harry added his voice to the “There’s such a thing as Institutional Racism” baloney.

Because of course.

Is anyone at all surprised that this meek little princeling started off with “My wife said?” I imagine Mrs. Wayward Prince subjects her browbeaten hubby to a lot of lectures.  When she isn’t busy ordering him to sell his gun collection that is.

I’ll tell ya. The things a homely ginger will put up with just to keep hold of a hot wife.

Remember how pissed off folks in the UK were when Barack Obama flew over there in 2016 and threatened to hurt them trade-wise if they voted for Brexit? Was subjecting us to Prince “Yes Dear Whatever You Say Dear” their idea of payback?

Hard to believe Harry used to be an Army Air Corps helicopter pilot in Afghanistan.  My how the mighty testosterone levels have fallen.

I’d like to think that had we known the wayward prince would begin lecturing America on its supposed “sins” before he even unpacked his bags, we never would’ve given him a visa.

Whelp.  Too late now I guess.  He and his domineering actress wife are here.

But I think if we offered the UK a sweet, sweet trade deal in exchange for taking their wayward prince back, it just might work, and we might be free of him.

He and the Missus can return to old Blighty and lecture them to their hearts’ content while leaving us Yanks alone.

Then again, something tells me the Brits don’t want this pussy-whipped ginger and his photogenic fishwife any more than we do.

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14 thoughts on “Hey UK: come get your wayward prince

  • July 2, 2020 at 10:06 am

    The irony is a family of privileged white sissyhammers lecturing us on institutional racism and inequality. They have crowned jewels in their castle/house and a royal family lineage ffs!
    And why is he titled “Prince” I thought he renounced his Royalty?

  • July 2, 2020 at 11:38 am

    Wow, that’s the pot calling the kettle black. Pardon the pun.

    If blm or antifa came knocking on his front door, he’d be dialing 911so fast it’d make your head swim.

    • July 2, 2020 at 10:46 pm

      They wouldn’t get to his front. The reason he sold his gun collection was because they have their armed security — paid by someone else.

  • July 2, 2020 at 12:07 pm

    As well as henpecked, it’s obvious good ole H is strongly medicated. They like their reefer too. Given the half assed word salad they spew, is just like to hear Megain explain why she always clicked the box ‘white’ when asked her race.

  • July 2, 2020 at 12:07 pm

    He obviously is related to Charles. From what I’ve heard his great uncle who abdicated for some other controlling American chick was also a p- whipped little turd like this. Who knew it was hereditary.

  • July 2, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    Just to clarify, “Pussy Whip” is not a dessert topping for cats….

  • July 2, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    550 years of people bangin’ their cousins and he’s what you get. Did anyone notice HELP ME! written one of his hands? What a pair. An Anglo-American Dumbathon.

  • July 2, 2020 at 10:54 pm

    Hard to believe Harry used to be an Army Air Corps helicopter pilot in Afghanistan.

    Yea, you know they faked his combat duty, right?

    • July 3, 2020 at 6:03 am

      On a sound stage. The same one used to fake the moon landing, right?

  • July 3, 2020 at 7:36 am

    Hey. Be nice about “gingers”. Speaking as one, I’m embarrassed to have this man-child sharing a characteristic with me.

    • July 3, 2020 at 7:37 am

      Personally, I don’t know why Brits are so prejudiced against redheaded men. They can be totally hot. Okay, not Harry. But, speaking as a Scot, redheads can be totally hot.

      • July 3, 2020 at 1:07 pm

        (brushing fingernails absentmindedly on shirt front, calm, cool facial expression) We ARE hot. Especially ones with big red beards.

        • July 3, 2020 at 1:18 pm

          Throw in a kilt and I’m all yours! 😉

      • July 6, 2020 at 3:23 pm

        Harry’s mom was not opposed to redheaded men. Harry is the spitting image of the army major who attended Di while Charles dallied with Camilla.

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