If high school kids want to run my life, let them pay my bills

high school kids

Whelp, the mainstream news media finally landed on a demographic that believes their shameless lies.

Congrats, CNN for cornering the High School Kids market!


When your flagrant propaganda is going absolutely nowhere among adults with fully formed frontal lobes, what choice do you have but go after teens?

After all, they’re the ones eating Tide laundry pods. So I’m fairly certain they’ll swallow anything.

But the truth is, if I really wanted high school kids to run my life, I would’ve had children of my own.

You kids want to control my life, then pay my bills.

Otherwise, keep your Nosy Parker noses the hell out of my business.

Okay. Good to know.

I’m against you, by the way.

And, just a heads up; I’m good with that.

And if that doesn’t work, what’s next?

Will you hold your breath until you get your way.

Or maybe you’ll drop to the pavement and pitch a fit.


And, you know, I’m not kidding about the whole “not fully developed frontal lobe” thing.

The frontal lobe of the brain – you know, the part that manages impulse control, judgment, insight and emotional control – it’s not fully developed in teenagers.

Which explains why CNN is bending over backwards to appeal to these kids.

Handing the debate on guns over to people without impulse control, emotional control or judgment has got to be the stupidest idea since Hillary Clinton said, “Wisconsin? Meh.”

Gun Control: An idea so bad only a non-fully formed brain would support it.

Come to think of it. That also explains why Democrats are on board.

But this is where we’re at in 2018 America.

There’s a reason that adults should be the ones in charge.

Just look what’s happened to colleges and universities.

Turning policy decisions over to Tide-pod-eating, ultimatum-issuing, lie-on-the-sidewalk-to-get-our-way children would be laughable if it wasn’t so insane.

The lunatics are running the asylum that’s for sure.

But here’s the thing.

The Left is pushing these high school kids too hard and too far – just like they always push too hard and too far.

And it is so going to backfire on them in a big, BIG way.

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6 thoughts on “If high school kids want to run my life, let them pay my bills

  • February 19, 2018 at 10:12 pm

    The democrats seem to have a keen ability to identify the stupidest people around to endorse whatever idiocracy they’re pushing this week.

  • February 20, 2018 at 10:13 am

    dear high schoolers.
    I greave with you for your lost classmates,and I commend your efforts to make this the last school shooting.
    however I think you are “working the wrong end of the dog”.
    when you go to the statehouse to present your petition, please pay attention to your surroundings.
    notice that you will have to walk thru a metal detector.
    notice that any bags you bring in will be searched.
    please notice that there are armed security, men with guns, there.

    then ask yourself “why is it harder to get in here that my school?? why are these people more important than me and my classmates?? should I not get the same protection as these people??”

    after you answer these questions, I encourage you to go make it happen with the same enthuasium as your current efforts.

    • February 21, 2018 at 10:03 am

      SPOT ON!

  • February 20, 2018 at 10:44 am

    Well said Dianny!

    Now you know why they want to give 16 year olds the vote.

  • February 20, 2018 at 12:12 pm

    Hi Dianny,
    I’m a frequent visitor but have never replied. I love your site and as soon as I get a commission, I’ll make a donation. On this issue I’m so impressed with the Soros movement and how quickly they swooped in to compromised the situation. These kids could not have organized this fast.

  • February 21, 2018 at 7:03 am

    The manipulation of these children by thee news media and other anti gun groups is beyond despicable.
    We see it every time there is a tragic shooting and its getting old and consequently ineffective, regardless of how much media howling occurs. We see right through this deceptive ruse to restrict our constitutional rights.

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