Hillary Revere


Listen my children and you shall hear of the endless ride of Hillary Revere.
On the eighth of November in twenty-sixteen
The voters failed to make her their queen
Did they not know that this was to be her year?!

She said to her staff “We must think of a plan
To blame it on Russia and that manspreader Vlad
We simply cannot let this deplorable Trump
Sit in the White House – that miserable cad
So let’s take to the airwaves and sound the alarm
Tell our cooperative media Russia seeks to do harm
It won’t matter one bit if the story is true
We’ll just keep repeating it till the message gets through.”

I’d keep going, but I think you get the idea.

Besides – as is evident — I’m no poet.

(Or, as Tommy Smothers once called it, “poemist.”)

That miserable megalomaniac Hillary Clinton actually compared herself to Paul Revere – sounding the alarm that the Russians are coming.


She’s just like Paul Revere.

But with a few minor differences.

Paul Revere wasn’t a bitter, delusional conspiracy nut with a grudge who concocted this fiction that the British were a threat to America because he lost an election.

And, unlike the Russians, the British were actually coming.

But other than that!

Yeah. She’s exactly like Paul Revere.

Honestly, does Hillary Clinton’s shamelessness have any limits?

Hat tip Breitbart.

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5 thoughts on “Hillary Revere

  • September 21, 2017 at 12:45 pm

    She’s more like the village idiot than the town crier.

  • September 21, 2017 at 1:16 pm

    Hardly Paul Revere…given her fumbling the whole “reset button” presentation, she undoubtedly would have gotten the lamp-signaling thing bassackwards.

  • September 21, 2017 at 1:34 pm

    Actually you did pretty good, Dianny!

    LOL! LOVE a good laugh first thing in the morning!

  • September 21, 2017 at 7:03 pm

    You should have kept going. 😉

  • September 22, 2017 at 12:26 am

    Shameless? Limits? She might run dry by 2525 AD or so…

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