Hillary’s idea of an accomplishment is making a speech

Say, what were you doing in the 1990s? Did you have any accomplishments to speak of?

The 1990s were super busy for me. I established an acting program for high school kids that focused on creating original works. While working a full time job, I also produced and directed a theater program for seven years. I co-founded a theater group called “TesserAct.” I left my job in Chicago and relocated to Pittsburgh where I received a Masters of Fine Arts in Playwriting.

It was a busy, busy decade for me.

You know what Hillary’s big accomplishment from the 1990s was?

She went to Beijing and said “women’s rights are human rights.”

Wow. While I frittered away an entire decade doing nothing, Hillary went to Beijing and read a speech.

I’m so ashamed.

This was Hillary’s big “well oh yeah” remark against Trump’s attack that she has 30 years of experience but it’s bad experience.

Here’s what she said:

In the 1990s, I went to Beijing and I said women’s rights are human rights. He insulted a former Miss Universe, Alicia Machado, and called her an eating machine.

For the whole of the 1990s that is the only thing Donald Trump accomplished? Really Hillary?

That probably comes as a surprise to all the people he employed during that decade. Sure, he fell on hard times in the early 1990s, but he turned it around in a matter of years. By 1995, even the New York Times was referring to him as “Comeback kid.”

So which is the greater accomplishment? Turning around a financial failure into a huge success? Or making a speech in Beijing?

Only a Liberal Democrat would believe making a speech is the greater accomplishment.

Democrats are all talk and no action.

In fact, I remember someone once said of Barack Obama that all he does is offer “smooth speeches” that do not amount to solutions.

Does anybody remember who said that?

Oh, yeah. Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Yet Hillary wants us to be impressed that the one accomplishment she made in the 1990s was reading a speech in Beijing that included the line “women’s rights are human rights.”

Now, I don’t mean to pick nits. But since women are human, isn’t it logical to say women’s rights are human rights? Is that really such an earth-shattering discovery?

I mean it isn’t like women’s rights are weasels’ rights.

Hillary wants kudos for pointing out the obvious in a speech she read in the 1990s.

Come on! It’s funny!

Knowing what we know now, thanks to WikiLeaks, why should we be impressed that in the 1990s Hillary Clinton flew to Beijing and read a speech written by committee and loaded into a teleprompter?

If all this woman has by way of an accomplishment is reading a speech, doesn’t that mean she really didn’t accomplish anything in the 1990s?

I mean other than ruining the lives of women who accused her husband of sexual assault. Firing the travel office staff and replacing them with her cronies. Bungling Hillarycare and making an idiot of herself. Absconding with FBI files on the Clintons’ enemies. Renting out the Lincoln Bedroom.

Come to think of it, given all her shady, incompetent behavior in the 1990s, I guess successfully reading a speech in Beijing is the best she can come up with.

That’s pathetic.

But in Hillary’s nonsensical answer last night, the most telling thing about it is what she didn’t say.

She gave us her idea of an accomplishment for the 1970s, the 1980s, the 1990s, and then closed with talking about being in the Situation Room when bin Laden was taken out by Navy SEALs.

Notice anything?

Hillary Clinton was a United States Senator in the first decade of the 21st Century, and she didn’t mention that decade at all.

You would think being a member of the “World’s most deliberative body” for 8 years would have resulted in one accomplishment. But she couldn’t even drum up something as stupid as “I gave a speech.”

And as Secretary of State? What did she claim was her greatest accomplishment?

And on the day when I was in the situation room monitoring the raid that brought Osama bin laden to justice, he was hosting The Celebrity Apprentice.

“Monitoring the raid.”

So, if I watch TV tonight, can I list “monitoring Ugly Betty on my television” as an accomplishment?

Is the bar really that low for Hillary Clinton?

What’s even more ridiculous is clearly her army of campaign staff, pollsters, strategists and consultants thought that this litany of so-called “accomplishments” would be a major take-down of Trump last night.

I can just imagine them on a conference call saying, “Yeah! Yeah! Mention the speech she gave in Beijing!! That’ll show him!”

These people live in a hermetically-sealed bubble.

In the forty years that Hillary chronicled so pathetically, what was Donald Trump doing? He was making money, creating an enormous company that employed tens of thousands of people and creating one of the most successful reality TV shows ever.

The other thing he was doing was all done behind the scenes. Donald Trump was helping people – people who had fallen on hard times, had lost loved ones, who needed a leg up. And these things he did without bragging about them or staging photo-ops to exploit them.

What was Hillary doing behind the scenes? Scheming, plotting, breaking the law, gobbling up as much money and power as she could. Not to mention stealing furniture on her way out the door of both the White House and State Department.

It isn’t surprising in the least that Hillary’s only accomplishment in the 1990s is giving a speech.

Likewise, it doesn’t surprise me in the least that the one time she was in a position to actually do something for the American people as a US Senator, she cannot come up with one single accomplishment to brag about.

From the look on her face last night, it’s clear to me that she thought this idiotic “look back on the decades” was a major win for her.

But all it did was expose the truth about Hillary Rodham Clinton.

She really hasn’t accomplished a damn thing in her entire, miserable life.

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