Hispandering Joe

Hispandering Joe

I’m sure by now you’ve all see the absolutely cringey video clip of septuagenarian Joe Biden pandering to Hispanics big-time while attempting to dance to “Despacito.”  Actually, let’s just call it Hispandering.

It’s agonizing.

It’s embarrassing.

And it makes Hillary’s absurd “hot sauce” pander to blacks look understated and charming by comparison.

Hillary: “Nobody can pander to minorities like I can!”
Joe: “Hold my Dos Equis!”

Now, just for giggles, I looked up the English translation of the lyrics to “Despacito.” And let’s just say Hispandering Joe and his absurd campaign team couldn’t have picked a more fitting ditty for the pervy old man.

I want to breathe your neck slowly
Let me tell you things in your ears

Oh, no. That’s just a wee bit on the nose for old Hispandering Joe.

I suppose it could’ve been worse.

No, on second thought, it couldn’t have been worse.

Did Team Biden look at the cratering Hispanic support in Florida and actually, consciously decide “Hey! You know what would help? Have Joe fire up his iPhone and play ‘Despacito.’ He can even dance around a little.”

There is no way in hell Hispandering Joe came up with this “Despacito” brainstorm; he barely has the brain power to generate intermittent showers. No. Someone on his campaign team intentionally decided to do this and instructed Joe on how to pull up a song on his iPhone and press PLAY.

Actually, if I had to guess, I’d say a staffer pulled up the song for him, handed him the phone just before Joe went on stage and whispered, “All you have to do is press PLAY.”

This poor old man. It’s almost as if his campaign is intentionally making him look ridiculous.

And what’s with encouraging the frail, barely-there old coot to dance? Do these idiots not realize they’re putting this man in the position of making an even bigger fool of himself?

This is elder abuse.

At least when Hillary did her stupid “hot sauce” bit or when she claimed Mexican food was her favorite, she was the one making the conscious decision to shamelessly pander.

But it is Joe’s not steering this Hispandering Titanic.

Like an older sibling forcing his five-year-old retarded brother to put on Mommy’s dress and heels and walk down the street, this Hispandering was not Joe’s decision, but something done to him by his desperate, feckless campaign.

Where the hell is Jill — sorry, DOCTOR Biden?

Is she really this desperate to be First Lady that she’s willing to put her sick old husband through embarrassing stunts this?

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9 thoughts on “Hispandering Joe

  • September 16, 2020 at 11:34 am

    From the beginning of Slo-Joe’s obvious physical and mental decline into dementia, I’ve said that Jill Biden is the one that needs to be taken into the town square and flogged for allowing this to continue.

    • September 16, 2020 at 11:39 am

      Agreed. Of the two of them, I’m beginning to suspect that Jill is the more ambitious and vainglorious. She wants her face on fashion and women’s magazines. She wants the slobbering attention from the press that Michelle got. She wants to be voted “Most Admired Woman” by People Magazine. And her ambition and lust for attention eclipses any love or duty she should have toward her demented old husband.

    • September 16, 2020 at 7:04 pm

      Yes! I’ve been saying Jill is the one pushing this.

  • September 16, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    Pandering aside, this campaign staff is more inept than old Joe. A competent staff might have had the candidate walk out with the music playing over Loudspeakers. And, as my son mentioned, the song was not even cued up to the recognizable chorus. My question is, did Joe actually give a speech after the song, or was turning It on and making those few comments the extent of his performance?

  • September 16, 2020 at 4:40 pm

    At what point do democrats look at this and say this disqualifies Biden from being elected? This is pathetic and sad and the media spinning this into a good thing makes them look even more rediculous each day.
    Jill Biden allows this to continue….for real.

    • September 16, 2020 at 5:58 pm

      In their insatiable lust for power, nothing is off limits. If they got polling that said that human sacrifice on a flaming altar would give them a bump in the polls… look out lowly staffers. It’s sad commentary on the depraved mindset of these rats that would permit this abuse of a demented old man.

  • September 16, 2020 at 7:06 pm

    No matter what side of the fence you’re on, that was a definite hand-to-the-forehead moment. Six people in attendance? Guess that’s what the Biden people call an overflow crowd.

    BTW, the Biden people are using a stock photo of “Hispanics for Trump” in THEIR campaign ad! Saw it on Weasel Zippers. Hope the Trump campaign goes after this larceny!

  • September 16, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    “Despacito, why don’t you come to your senses…” Sorry, Eagles, but I just couldn’t get that tune out of my head after reading about his blunder.

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