Holy Moses, Cuomo is resigning!

Wow. I have one more reason to call Andrew Cuomo New York Nixon. Just a short time ago, Andrew Cuomo announced he is resigning from office rather than risk getting impeached.

Sounds familiar.

Holy Moses, Cuomo is resigning!

I confess Cuomo resigning was not at all what I expected. If you had told me a week ago that Cuomo would resign, I would have laughed my ass off. I sure didn’t expect it when I wrote about Letitia James’ explosive report last week.

But yesterday when I saw reports that Cuomo was trying to stop impeachment by agreeing not to run for reelection, I started to wonder if Cuomo resigning was in the cards.

And apparently it was.

Good grief what a maudlin load of BS. Even in resigning Cuomo has to go before the cameras to give a repeat of his Emmy-winning performance as the Super Caring, Loving Daddy of New York.

He loves us. Gak. Go shit in the ocean you piece of crap.

Cuomo isn’t resigning because he doesn’t want to be a distraction. He’s resigning because, like Nixon, he doesn’t want to run the risk of getting impeached.

Of course now New York is stuck with a super-Leftist Lt Governor Kathy Hochul. So I won’t be bursting into glorious song over this. Happy days are definitely not here again. At least not yet. If Lee Zeldin wins in 2022, I’ll happily burst into glorious song.

Man, I can’t get over that syrupy resignation announcement.

Anybody else notice his voice was like three octaves higher than usual? Was Kathy Hochul under the table squeezing his balls?

Even with the phony-baloney “I love you” talk, this sounded like a hostage video.

Ah, well. On the bright side, after over ten miserable years of bad governance and corruption, I can’t say I’m unhappy that Cuomo is resigning. But New York is still in the iron death grip of the Democrat Party. And until that changes, with or without Andrew Cuomo in the governor’s mansion, New York is still screwed.

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5 thoughts on “Holy Moses, Cuomo is resigning!

  • August 10, 2021 at 1:08 pm

    He could always jump-start his “career” by moving to Illinois. We have a tradition of corruption and incompetence that would welcome him as a superstar! Our current governor – Slobbo Pritzker – currently holds the world record for Krispy-Kreme Konsumption. Other than that, he is feckless. Cuomo could replace him and Fredo could be speaker of the house. Illinois is already de facto bankrupt, so what more harm could he do?

    When I typed ‘Fredo’ the idiot spellchecker said: ‘This expression can be considered offensive’

  • August 10, 2021 at 2:39 pm

    Sure, the borders are being flooded, we’re getting vaccine passports / a social credit system, inflation will soon be out of control. But, hey. We have our bread and circus – at least for now.

  • August 10, 2021 at 6:17 pm

    “Always believe the wimmen…”

    – Andrew Cuomo, 2010

  • August 10, 2021 at 7:44 pm

    Bet DiBlasio is smiling!

  • August 11, 2021 at 7:39 am

    DiBlasio next? Or is he going to run for governor?

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