In preparing my last post “Somebody buy Gretchen Whitmer a Clue,” I saw a number of tweets from people jokingly referring to her as Caitlyn Jenner.
At first I thought, “Really? I hadn’t noticed.” Then I pulled up side-by-side pictures of Caitlyn Jenner and Gretchen Whitmer. And wow.
I’d been so focused on her as the annoying busybody, I totally missed it.
She really does look like Caitlyn Jenner – or the person I refer to as Bruce.
And since the most infamous picture of Caitlyn Jenner is the 2015 “Call me Caitlyn” cover shot from Vanity Fair, I decided to perform a little elective Photoshop surgery and transition Gretchen into the person I refer to as Bruce.
Only, instead of calling her Caitlyn, let’s call her new identity “Karen.”
A reader made a donation to PatriotRetort.com yesterday and noted that she was especially enjoying my posts on “Call me Karen” Whitmer.
And I’m nothing if not responsive to praise. Which might explain, in part, why my first two posts since receiving that donation were about America’s least favorite Governor.
Well that, plus Whitmer is such an incredible irritant, she makes for good copy (and ‘shoppy as the case may be).
Not since the tiresome scold Elizabeth Warren has a politician gotten under my skin the way Gretchen Whitmer does.
In a way, I hope Joe Biden does blunder ahead and choose this Caitlyn Jenner look-alike as his running mate. But mostly because Photoshopping her is all kinds of fun.
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