How do you say Fart in Chinese?

How do you say Fart in Chinese?

It turns out Congressman Farty Swalwell, one of RussiaGate’s loudest voices, was targeted by a Chinese spy back in 2014.

Are you laughing?

Because I’m howling.

According to Axios, a Chinese honey trap named Christine Fang targeted “up and coming” local politicians “who had the potential to make it big on the national stage.”

And apparently, she saw potential in Congressman Fart.

Fang even succeeded in planting an intern in Swalwell’s office.

So, a man who currently sits on the House Intelligence Committee got suckered by a Chinese honey trap.

It’s like the plot of a Tom Clancy novel.

I just can’t stop chuckling about this, to be honest with you.

Swalwell was informed in 2015 that he got hoodwinked by a Chinese honey trap and he immediately cut off all ties with Fang. Fang then fled the US.

All those cable news hits with Swalwell sanctimoniously popping off about Trump and Russia take on a totally different vibe in this context, don’t they?

The amazing thing about all this? Swalwell was put on the Intelligence Committee despite the fact that he was the target of Chinese espionage.

Unlike RussiaGate which found no links between Trump and the Russians, Swalwell was actually compromised by a foreign intelligence operation, and the Democrats still put him on the Intelligence Committee.

Now, if we were to use the rubric pushed by Eric Swalwell over the phony RussiaGate scandal, shouldn’t Farty Swalwell resign his seat?

To be fair to Farty, he isn’t the only California Democrat taken in by Fang. Nor did she just target California Democrats. She also had a “sexual encounter” with an Ohio mayor “in a car that was under electronic FBI surveillance.” Ouch!

First we had Dianne Feinstein and her Chinese spy, and now Eric Swalwell and the honey trap.

Honestly, at this point I’m wondering if there are any California politicians who haven’t been compromised by the ChiComs.

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7 thoughts on “How do you say Fart in Chinese?

  • December 8, 2020 at 9:51 am
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    Fang got her fangs into him. And, he liked it.

  • December 8, 2020 at 9:59 am
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    I’d like to know which one of our fine upstanding Ohio mayors had a CarPlay date with the Chinese femme fatale!!!

  • December 8, 2020 at 11:19 am
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    To answer your question, how to say fart in Chinese, Pi.

    • December 9, 2020 at 5:36 pm
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      So, the area of a circle is fart times radius squared?

  • December 8, 2020 at 3:17 pm
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    This is what happens when you kiss Chi-com ass. Democrats are stupid.

  • December 8, 2020 at 8:12 pm
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    I finally figured out how it works. The money and the power that reside in our nation’s Capital are irresistible temptations. It is very easy to get swept up in self-importance and self-deception. To forget where you came from and who you are and why you worked so hard to get there. I wonder about the ethics of the transactions that occur. I wonder: Who is more evil – the giver of the bribe or the taker? And I can’t help wondering: What the hell happened to these people? It does, however, explain why the words ‘craven’ and ‘venal’ are almost always associated with politicians.
    The Hotel Room…
    There is this beautiful hotel in Washington where a lot of meetings and conferences and parties are held. Members of Congress and the Cabinet and the Courts and the myriad Federal Agencies are in and out of that hotel on a daily basis. So are the Lobbyists – spreading around the things they… uh… spread around. Getting in and out of limousines. Dodging camera crews from the TV networks. Important A-List people… Fancy hors d’oeuvres… Alcohol… Oh, is that…? Yes! That guy playing piano is fabulous! This is so much fun!!! Wow, I can’t believe I’m here! It is all so…intoxicating!
    In this hotel in Washington there is a room. It’s a lovely room in which anyone would feel comfortable. What most people don’t know is that this room has 10 well-hidden video cameras (Hi-Def) and 10 well-hidden microphones. It’s a very professional operation. Nothing that happens in this room escapes detection. Nothing.
    So. The party is winding down. It’s been a great day! Wow. I am really something! Then, eyes meet. That gorgeous girl/guy is looking at…me? “Hi…you come here often? Oh, you’re staying here? Really? Uh huh…That is so interesting. Well…maybe just for a little nightcap.” You can figure out where this is headed. Then after an hour or two…Gotcha! Your life just changed! You are mine!!
    A few months later the Junior Senator gets a call. “Paul gave me your number. I have something you need to see. I’ll stop by tomorrow afternoon. Make yourself available at 2:30. It won’t take long.” The operators of the sting do not have to be politicians. They could be members of the Russian “mafia” or other governmental spy agency or just plain criminals. They could make their services available to the highest bidders from either Party or to an entity in the private-sector. They could be totally apolitical and motivated solely by money and power. There is precedent…
    So… I don’t wonder anymore about whether this stuff happens. I’m just curious: Is everyone owned by someone out there? Are they all Corrupted Cowards? That would certainly explain what we see coming out of that vile swamp of corruption D.B.A. Our Nation’s Capitol.
    Sorry. Do I sound cynical?

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