Whelp. There’s one woman who won’t be seeing Anthony Weiner’s stiffy ever again.
Huma Abedin has announced that she is calling it quits.
Smell ya later, you sex-crazed gater!
There’s only so much public humiliation a gal can take.
“After long and painful consideration and work on my marriage, I have made the decision to separate from my husband,” she said in a statement. “Anthony and I remain devoted to doing what is best for our son, who is the light of our life. During this difficult time, I ask for respect for our privacy.”
Excuse me, Huma. We’re not the ones disrespecting your privacy. That would be your husband.
And I don’t mean to pick nits, but if you were so devoted to doing what is best for your son, maybe you shouldn’t have left him with a pervert while you gallivant from fundraiser to fundraiser with your feeble girlfriend.
Though it’s always sad when a couple splits, I’m sure there’s one person who is thrilled at the news.
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