Hungry for retweets, Texas Dems scamper like cowards

Hungry for retweets, Texas Dems scamper like cowards

If you go by retweets, the sniveling, cowardly Texas Democrats who scampered out of state for DC shuttled on private jets are heroes.

Heroes! Brave! Yes, my friends, they’re sacrificing so much!

Without a single thought of how it would play to people forced to wear masks on planes, these dopes even tweeted out pictures of themselves sitting maskless aboard private planes on their way to DC. But hey, they got lots of retweets, so it’s totally a win, y’all!

Of course Twitter isn’t real life and counting retweets is a terrible way to govern.

Twitter is overwhelmingly Democrat; Texas is not.

A Pew Research survey on Twitter use showed that 10% of users produce a staggering 92% of all tweets. And 69% of those users are Democrats. In other words, Twitter is bluer than almost every deep blue Congressional district in the country.

These Texas Democrats see the loads of retweets for their silly stunt and actually think that means they’re winning. In the real world, state politicians abandoning their job to flee to DC on private jets looks really, really bad. And these idiots don’t even realize it.

In the real world an overwhelming majority of Americans support voter integrity laws.

In the real world, these prats look like grandstanding shitpickles eager for campaign cash and retweets.

I mean how out of touch with your own state would you have to be to think that posting selfies on Twitter of you sitting on a private jet (paid for by heaven knows who) on your way to Washington DC would play well in Texas?

But they’re not trying to appeal to the people in their state. That’s what you have to understand. They’re trying to appeal to the media and the bluest denizens of Twitter.

This is a problem almost every Democrat politician has right now. They all mold and shape their agenda based on the screeching demands from the most skewed demographic imaginable. They think that getting retweets and likes on Twitter is more important than actually doing the job they were elected to do.

Remember after Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was first sworn in as a Congresswoman? The first task she was given was to offer lessons in using Twitter to her fellow Democrat colleagues.

In related news, in April of this year, AOC was named the least effective member of Congress by the Center for Effective Lawmaking.

But hey, at least she’s the Queen on Twitter, am I right?!

These Texas Democrats will no doubt enjoy their days in the spotlight as the Heroes of the Election Integrity Resistance. They’ll get oodles of fawning news coverage, tons of retweets on Twitter and lots of campaign cash from the same deeply gullible people who sent money to the Lincoln Project and Stacey Abrams.

But in the end, if they ever return home, it won’t be to a hero’s welcome.

Sean Davis Tweet Runaway Texas Democrats for Retweets

They will sway no Texas voters to their side. But they might succeed in swaying some Texas Democrats to the Republicans’ side.

But at least they got those sweet, sweet retweets.

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8 thoughts on “Hungry for retweets, Texas Dems scamper like cowards

  • July 13, 2021 at 8:19 am

    “…sitting on a private jet (paid for by heaven knows who) ….”

    Yeah, I’d like to know who coughed up the money for that private jet (George Soros perhaps). Also, who’s coughing up the money for their stay in Washington, DC? Is any taxpayer money going toward this?

  • July 13, 2021 at 8:58 am

    So, uh, if I understand it right, their homes and businesses can be considered abandoned property, right?

    Doesn’t that mean their property escheats to the Texas state government?

    Fine by me.

  • July 13, 2021 at 9:31 am


  • July 13, 2021 at 11:32 am

    Shitpickles ?
    I’m stealing that one.

  • July 13, 2021 at 6:15 pm

    Lincoln did something similar in his days as a member of the “Long Nine” (they were all north of 6 feet) in the Illinois State Assembly. The Whigs (this was 1840, 14 years before the birth of the Republican Party) we’re attempting to prevent a quorum to save the Illinois State Bank. Lincoln attempted to prevent the quorum by leaving but the door had been locked. So he raced up the stairs and leaped out a window. His effort failed (as will the Texas Democrats) and he endured the derision of his peers for many a day. Ashamed of his puerile actions he spoke no more of it. These Texas D pusillanimous poltroons are too obtuse to do the same.

  • July 13, 2021 at 6:33 pm

    The cowardly bastards retweeted rather than fighting it out!

  • July 13, 2021 at 9:35 pm

    They abandoned their jobs. Therefore, they should not be paid. Any of us who pulled this stunt would lose paychecks.

    And who paid for this HOT AIR balloon?

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