I’m starting to feel sorry for Bill Clinton

I’m starting to feel sorry for Bill Clinton

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m beginning to feel sorry for Bill Clinton.

What has the last four years been like for this man being yoked to a bitter, resentful woman who, to this day, just cannot shut the hell up about losing to Trump?

I’m sure you’ve seen the video of Hillary Clinton once again bitch-bitch-bitching about Trump and the Russians while hubby Bill sits silently glowering beside her. But if you haven’t here’s a clip from it.

Look at Bill Clinton. Just look at him.

Here I thought Liz Warren’s husband looking awkward and embarrassed during his wife’s “I’m gonna get me a beer” Instagram video was bad. This is like a hostage video for Pete’s sake.

I watched that clip several times and my only thought is, “Bill Clinton is all of us.”

We all feel the way he looks. We’re right there with ya, Bill.

How many times do you think this poor guy has had to sit and listen to Hillary rail when the cameras are off?  I mean, if this is how she is on camera imagine what it’s like when it’s just the two of them home alone in Chappaqua.

Back in April of 2017, I wrote a column titled “There’s nothing worse than a chick that won’t let go” in which I said, “I wouldn’t be in the least bit surprised if the few people who still spend time privately with Hillary are getting a daily dose of her endless complaints.”

I wrote that exactly five months after the 2016 election was called for Donald Trump.

It’s been another three years and five months since I wrote that column, and she still will not let it go.

Is there nobody in Hillary’s orbit who has the courage to tell her “Madam Secretary, you’re starting to look deranged.”

Has Bill?

I’m guessing no since he willingly sat there while his deranged wife committed to film even more of her conspiracy theories and crackpot rantings.

Either Bill Clinton is the biggest pussy in the world, or through self-preservation he’s learned how to tune her out. But after four years of this, I’m thinking Bill has reached his saturation point.

And now he can’t even get away from it by escaping to Epstein Island for a little fun in the sun and a massage from an underage girl.  Nope. He just has to sit there and take it day after day after miserable day.

I don’t know how he puts up with it, to be honest with you. If we feel like we can’t get away from this woman, imagine how Bill feels.

If we find this resentful perseveration tiresome, what must Bill think?

Bill Clinton is sick of it

Well, judging from the look on his face, I think we know what he thinks.

Exactly four months after Hillary lost to Trump, I said:

Eventually, even those who voted for her are going to get tired of hearing her harp on this in speech after speech.

Because this kind of endless griping sucks all the oxygen out of the room. And even the people who like you get sick of it.

I think it’s safe to say Bill Clinton is officially sick of it.

I don’t know what kind of deal with the devil Bill and Hillary made that forces them to stay together.  But it must have been really binding.

Because, honestly, I can think of no other reason Bill puts up with this bitter, Chardonnay-swilling fishwife a second longer.

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5 thoughts on “I’m starting to feel sorry for Bill Clinton

  • September 6, 2020 at 10:57 am

    I get what you’re saying, the ennui is literally dripping from Slick Willy. However, please, never, ever feel sorry for this guy. He made his bed, all over the place – he sowed the wind and now must reap the whirlwind.

    If the blue dress fits…

    Oh, and Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself.

  • September 6, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    Even when I try to feel some sympathy for the poor schmendrick I have to remember the innocent people this putz has left wounded in his wake. This clip reminds me of the final footage of the movie “Behind the Green Door”; wherein a hypersexualized Georgina Spelvin is confined for all eternity with a sex-averse man. I guess Bill has his eternal punishment here on earth. Not a moment too soon I’d say.

  • September 7, 2020 at 8:40 am

    “Feeling sorry for Bill Clinton.”
    I think you’ve fell upon the next reality TV hit!

  • September 7, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    Dear Bill,
    Ah feelz yur pain !!!!


    No I dont’ !


  • September 8, 2020 at 12:28 pm

    The funniest thing about this Bill’n’Hill clip is, Bill actually looks much better than I’ve seen him in recent years – less gaunt and good color. Hill, on the other hand, is not just a victim of her own decaying looks, she’s also cursed with bad lighting and … did she even have makeup on? Anyway, totally amateurish production. I actually thought Bill did pretty good at not really reacting to Hill’s tirade; just waiting for it to be over.

    They deserve each other.

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