Incomprehensible Gibberish

I’m sure you’ve seen the short video clip of Joe Biden yelling meaningless gibberish that has now become the less charming and even more incomprehensible version of “Covfefe.”

#Trunalimunumaprzure actually started trending on Twitter – despite the fact that it’s one hell of a long hashtag.

Granted, this kind of incomprehensible gibberish is par for the course for old Joe.

Joe always sounds like he’s three sheets to the wind and speaking with a mouthful of oatmeal.

And as I said yesterday, his tendency to shout everything only makes it more likely that 80% of what he bellows will be incomprehensible gibberish.

The hilarious part of Joe saying “trunalimunumaprzure” is he was reading off a teleprompter when he said it. How does that work?!

But as comical as “trunalimunumaprzure” might be, that isn’t even the worst of Joe’s incomprehensible gibberish.

This is:

This is gibberish.

There’s no other way to describe it.

Sure, all the words are spelled correctly, and the sentences contain actual words. But it is incomprehensible gibberish.

This is a common trait for career politicians. They all makes these sweeping declarations that, when examined rationally, make absolutely no sense.

The most famous, of course, was Barack Obama saying “This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal…” all because Barack secured the delegates to win the 2008 Democrat nomination.

It’s nonsense – as in it makes no sense. A second rate novice politician wins enough delegates to claim the nomination and the planet begins to heal?

It’s absolute gibberish.

And now we have Joe Biden claiming that if he becomes President he will have the power to shut down a virus.

Does COVID have an OFF switch?

Is he going to yell incomprehensible gibberish at the virus until it finally cries “UNCLE!” (or “叔叔!” as the case may be)?

Incomprehensible Gibberish

If Joe Biden possesses this kind of supernatural control over nature, why didn’t he shut down the Swine Flu back in 2009 when President Obama put him in charge of it?

And why he didn’t call President Trump back in January and share with him the secret to shutting down COVID?

Well, the answer is simple.

Joe Biden has no earthly idea how to shut down the virus because his claim that he will shut down the virus is nothing but incomprehensible gibberish.

Joe Biden as President will have just as much of an impact on COVID-19 as Gerald Ford’s “Whip Inflation Now” buttons had on the economy in the 1970s.

Just as Obama’s 2008 nomination did nothing to lower the seas or heal the planet, Joe Biden’s election will do nothing to alter the cycle of a virus.

But clearly his campaign people believe making this ludicrous claim is a winning counter-argument to President Trump’s warning that if Biden wins, he will once again shut our vibrant economy down.

But it isn’t a winning argument; it’s incomprehensible gibberish that doesn’t even rise to the level of meaningless platitude.

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4 thoughts on “Incomprehensible Gibberish

  • October 31, 2020 at 9:34 am
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    Hang on a minute….so has Joe finished with his cure for cancer?

  • October 31, 2020 at 10:49 am
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    The dude thinks he’s Harry Potter.

  • October 31, 2020 at 11:36 am
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    What Wandering Fingers Joe really wanted to say was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, but attempting that many syllables would have precipitated a grand-mal seizure. Following the rally, and a loading dose of Dilantin, Joe got out his VCR tape of Mary Poppins (he hasn’t picked up the DVD yet) and got together with his speech therapist/coach to see if he could master the “biggest word he ever heard”. Reportedly, he hasn’t exited his basement since embarking on this audacious endeavor.

  • October 31, 2020 at 9:47 pm
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    I can’t. I just can’t. I can’t imagine this blabbering fool as commander-in-chief.

    Seriously, he belongs in an old folks home.

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