Sometimes Operation Backfire happens so fast, it’s more like Instant Karma.
And that pretty much describes Cory “Spartacus” Booker’s idiotic publicity stunt yesterday during the Kavanaugh hearing.
Turns out all the sturm und drang over “violating Senate rules” to release classified information was a staged event.
And it went horribly wrong.
Booker was pledging to break the law and violate the rules and even risk being thrown out of the Senate to release information that had already been cleared for release the night before.
Spartacory knew it was cleared for release before he staged his grand moment of so-called insurrection.
And within a short time, the rest of us knew it was cleared as well.
Cory’s “Spartacus Moment” didn’t so much blow up in his face as it blasted him in the balls.
Kinda like this.
Instant Karma, man.
It’s a bitch.
I think John Lennon said it best when he said:
Instant Karma’s gonna get you
Gonna knock you right in the balls
Wait. That’s not exactly it.
But for Cory, I’ll make the change.
Yup. Nothing says “brave” quite like threatening to break a law that you won’t be breaking.
Cory Booker: I’m just going to refill my drink, even though I haven’t paid for it!
McDonald’s Cashier: Sir, we have free refills.
Booker: Breaking the law. Breaking the law.
— Josiah Neeley ? (@jneeley78) September 7, 2018
Thanks to Instant Karma, instead of being cast in the role of heroic rebel, Cory got stuck playing the single-scene comic relief character.
But that’s okay.
Remember Cory. There are no small roles.
Speaking of comic relief.
— Kamala Harris (@SenKamalaHarris) September 6, 2018
Although, given how Kamala got ahead in her career, I’m rather surprised she isn’t kneeling for Cory Booker.
Consider this an Instant Karma two-fer.
Leave it to Kamala – that opportunistic little climber – to glom on to Cory’s ball-crushing failure in hopes of getting some of that glory to shine on her as well.
Now, she can share his pain.
Of course Cory decided to double-down on his immense stupidity.
Because apparently when Spartacus found himself in a hole, he just kept digging.
Democrats knew full well that the documents that Booker and Hirono released this morning were no longer confidential, according to D+R lawmakers and aides.
I asked @CoryBooker if his remarks in committee were a stunt. He told me I violating the constitution by being in his way.
— Byron Tau (@ByronTau) September 6, 2018
”I am SPARTACUS!!!!”
Booker and Harris really hoped to exploit the Kavanaugh hearing to jump-start their Presidential aspirations.
And instead, I think both of them just saw those aspirations blow up in a ball of smoke.
Instant Karma, man.
Gonna get you every time.
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