Is nobody interested in an evening with the Clintons?

An Evening with the Clintons

A couple months ago we learned that Bill and Hillary planned a multi-city stadium tour called “An Evening with the Clintons.”

Personally, I found the very notion of it both appalling and hilarious.

Who are they kidding?

Even Bill and Hillary can’t stand the notion of an evening with the Clintons. Why on earth would any sentient human being want to shell out hard-earned cash to spend the evening with them in an enormous arena?

Well, according to The American Mirror, apparently there aren’t even enough semi-sentient human beings out there.

Because reports are that “An Evening with the Clintons” is being cancelled in some cities due to lack of interest.

Who on Planet Earth is surprised?

For Pete’s sake, when Hillary was running for President, she was lucky if she could fill an elementary school gymnasium or an Iowa bowling alley.

The only way Hillary managed to pack the house in 2016 was by hijacking a college dance party or coopting a Get-Out-the-Vote event hosted by Jay-Z and Beyonce.

Honestly, you have to wonder about the business sense of whatever promoter took on “An Evening with the Clintons.” What event coordinator in his right mind would A) book stadiums and arenas and B) charge high ticket prices for someone who couldn’t even get folks to see her when the tickets were free?

This would be like a concert promoter booking an 80s cover band that ordinarily plays weddings and bar mitzvahs to play the Carrier Dome in Syracuse.

You’d think the brains behind “An Evening with the Clintons” would have chosen much smaller venues.

Like the event hall at an Elk’s Lodge or perhaps somebody’s basement rec room.

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7 thoughts on “Is nobody interested in an evening with the Clintons?

  • November 15, 2018 at 2:11 pm

    While Clintons’ audiences may fit in a smaller venue, their egos would never!

  • November 15, 2018 at 2:16 pm

    She’s a Legend in her own mind.

  • November 15, 2018 at 6:22 pm

    Yet there are rumors about Hillary and 2020…obviously, the 2020 is not referring to hind sight.

  • November 15, 2018 at 9:20 pm

    The only thing I want to read about the Clinton’s is their obituaries. I’ve had enough of those disgusting pieces of trash.

  • November 16, 2018 at 8:13 am

    These stadium shows are like Hillary’s bathroom server.

    A bad idea.

  • November 16, 2018 at 9:01 am

    “This would be like a concert promoter booking an 80s cover band that ordinarily plays weddings and bar mitzvahs to play the Carrier Dome in Syracuse.”

    I was thinking Spinal Tap at the VFW hall.

  • November 21, 2018 at 10:58 pm

    If you are not sick to death of the Clintons, you are either insane or unconscious.

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