It’s Debate Prep (LOL!)

It’s Debate Prep (LOL!)

For the ninth time this month, the Biden Campaign called a lid first thing this morning. And the excuse for Day Off #9? The former Vice President is doing debate prep.

In fact, one “journalist” even claims that every single “lid” day has been debate prep.

This, despite the fact that Joe Biden himself just said that he hadn’t started his debate prep as yet.

[Though, to be fair, debate prep could have started weeks ago and Joe already forgot all about it.]

said on Tuesday that the Debate Prep excuse was sure to be deployed to explain away all of Joe’s dark days this month. After all, we are less than a week away from the first debate, so claiming all this down time is actually prep time makes sense.

But if you believe Team Biden is keeping Joe on lockdown because he’s spending entire days prepping for the debate, I have a honey of a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.

All the debate prep in the universe isn’t going to help. No matter how much information they pour into his head, it will all just dribble out like rice pudding from the corners of his mouth before debate day even arrives.

It isn’t as if they can fill him full of statistics. We’ve seen how Joe does with facts and figures. Remember the Democrat debate when Joe said one hundred and fifty million Americans have been murdered by gun violence?

For crying out loud, facts and figures written on a teleprompter get scrambled in this old coot’s head. He was reading a teleprompter on Sunday when he claimed two hundred million Americans have died from COVID.

How do you do debate prep with someone whose mind wipes clean every fifteen minutes?

You’d have an easier job trying to collect rainwater in a sieve.

And the media certainly hasn’t helped.  Their effort to shield and protect the brain-scrambled Biden from challenging questions has left him ill-prepared for a debate.

The media also painted itself into a corner. On the one hand, journalists have been arguing for weeks that debates are irrelevant and what matters is getting out there and campaigning. And now they’re defending Joe’s lack of campaigning by arguing he’s too busy preparing himself for one of those completely irrelevant debates.

I’m thinking the only debate prep going on here is a medical team trying to figure out which combination of drugs will successfully keep this walking corpse animated while suffering the least number of side effects.

Speaking of calling a lid:

I came down with a head cold last Thursday and it has migrated into my chest. I feel like crap so I am calling a lid for today. I intend to prep for a debate by binge-watching The Last Kingdom.

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12 thoughts on “It’s Debate Prep (LOL!)

  • September 24, 2020 at 11:31 am
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    Biden could shit his pants, bleed out his ass, and drop dead on national tv and the media would insist that he won the debate.

    • September 25, 2020 at 9:24 pm
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      I dunno. Seems like Biden is surging lately.

      Counting the number of people at his campaign events since Labor Day, I understand from CNN reporting that he might conceivably reach 100 attendees. In total. And 80 of those people are from the friendly media.

      No wonder why polling puts him in the lead. I can see why Trump might be worried, with a mere 186,000 people showing up.

  • September 24, 2020 at 12:10 pm
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    Hot water, honey, lemon, and bourbon. Don’t think it actually does anything for a cold but it will help, if by “debate prep” you mean getting some well-needed rest.

  • September 24, 2020 at 1:14 pm
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    If the democrats allow this demented old fool to appear on the same stage with the best debater in our lifetime they’re not as smart as they claim to be. I’d have bet that they’d claim he tested positive for Covid and had to isolate himself.

  • September 24, 2020 at 2:07 pm
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    Enjoy The Last Kingdom; if you haven’t already seen it, it’s great. I think of Trump as our Uhtred.

    • September 24, 2020 at 2:13 pm
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      Seen it? I own it. One of my faves.

  • September 24, 2020 at 4:04 pm
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    I’m going to make an educated guess that Dementia Joe is already being given cholinesterase inhibitors and an amphetamine cocktail like Adderal in low doses just to keep him from wandering away during a teleprompter speech. The deleterious effects of these can be cumulative over a short period, which is why he needs to rest up for a couple of days between speeches.

    In addition, even though Chris Wallace works for Fox News, he has already demonstrated a virulent ant-Trump bias. He has a well polished “Mr Reasonable” act which he thinks makes him look objective. Perhaps this act works on the ill-informed, but a thinking human would never fall for it. He has already published the subjects that would be covered in the debate, and it’s obvious he is avoiding subject that would make Trump look good and would show Biden up for the corrupt fool that he is.

  • September 24, 2020 at 7:29 pm
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    So Dopey Gropey Joe experiences a mind wipe every 15 minutes? You mean, like, with a cloth?

  • September 25, 2020 at 9:29 am
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    Joe isn’t going to debate Trump. I hope he does but they’ll come up with some excuse about something…even if the Democrats need to organize their brown shirts to riot in Charleston so they have an excuse to cancel. But it’s plain that Joe can’t be allowed to face Trump in a debate. He’ll be spouting historical fictions about American politics and his own past, and other absolute nonsense (to include hilariously random numbers and “statistics”.) He doesn’t even realize that he’s leading the Democrat ticket! But his voters don’t care. They’d vote to elect Aunt Bethany from Christmas Vacation if she was running against Trump.

  • September 25, 2020 at 2:38 pm
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    Wait for them to change his diaper onstage after he Jerry Nadler’s himself I cannot! Drooling while talking incoherently onstage, I predict! The senility strong in in this one is!

  • September 25, 2020 at 8:52 pm
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    Yoda, Joe is gonna need to borrow Obama’s brown suit for the debates.

  • September 26, 2020 at 10:36 am
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    I hope at least one of them happens. He’s so senile at this point and can’t remember anything. You could make a meme called 50 first debates where biden is drew barrymore.

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