Jennifer Rubin hearts Adam Schiff

Jennifer Rubin hearts Adam Schiff

If you’re wondering if Washington Post writer Jennifer Rubin still had a single shred of dignity remaining, wonder know more.

Despite being touted as a “conservative” writer, Rubin has jettisoned conservatism in favor of Orange Man Badism.

And apparently Trump Derangement Syndrome makes for some very strange bedfellows.

You see, “conservative” writer Jennifer Rubin hearts Adam Schiff.

When I wrote about the orgasmic fan-girling over Adam Schiff, Jennifer Rubin was one of the pundits I featured.  Namely, this tweet:

I wrote:

I can just picture Jennifer Rubin tweeting that out then sitting back to enjoy a post-coital cigarette.

And last night, when Schiff finished up his three days of innuendo, reckless hyperbole, and unfounded accusations, Jennifer tweeted out this.

Good grief.  Get a room, you clown.

Just how empty and bleak must your life be to actually tweet something like that?

Of all the people worshiping at the Altar of Schiff, none is as completely smitten as Jennifer Rubin.

Frankly, it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if Jennifer has a bedroom wall covered in pictures of Adam Schiff that she’s cut out of magazines.

I get it.  Jennifer hasn’t been this angry since Dorothy’s house dropped on her sister.

But how is it logical to completely torch your own reputation just because you hate the President?

She is so invested in her Trump hatred that Jennifer not only eagerly gobbles up every ResistanceLOL conspiracy theory that comes down the pike, but she swoons like a star-struck teen over every ResistanceLOL hero.

Scroll through her Twitter timeline and you can see that this “conservative” columnist spends her time on social media sucking up to Leftist Democrats, the biased cranks from MSNBC and CNN while calling Trump supporters uneducated and stupid.

She’s become the homely junior high schooler who would do anything to get in good with the popular girls.

For three years now, Jennifer Rubin has been driven by TDS. But even with that, I never expected her to go full-on fan girl over someone as repugnant as Adam Schiff.

That’s just … well … icky.

At this point, I’m thinking Jennifer is beyond hope.

Like Hillary Clinton, she is in end-stage Trump Derangement Syndrome. And there’s no coming back from that.

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10 thoughts on “Jennifer Rubin hearts Adam Schiff

  • January 25, 2020 at 11:59 am
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    Sinc per the house dropped on her sister . . . What a great analogy!

  • January 25, 2020 at 1:16 pm
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    Does Mitt know about Jennifer Rubin’s lust in her heart for Bug-Eyes?

  • January 25, 2020 at 1:53 pm
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    And tonight if she finds him in a bar and buys him a drink, maybe–just maybe–he’ll take her home and she’ll get lucky.

    • January 25, 2020 at 4:24 pm
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      She is in luck, now that schiffty’s best bud is in jail, she will not have to share adam with anyone, unless he scores on the street before getting to the Standard hotel, his suite is waiting for her to arrive.

      • January 25, 2020 at 8:22 pm
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        I thought Shifff’s best pal was Barney Frank!

  • January 25, 2020 at 5:36 pm
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    I think she’s doing exactly what the Washington Post wants her to do. And she posts crap like that just to rile conservative readers.

  • January 25, 2020 at 7:29 pm
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    Drug test her and the rest of the Schiffties and I guarantee they will not pass, Dems think things go better with coke.

  • January 25, 2020 at 9:03 pm
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    Oh my gosh, my older sister used to buy “Tiger Beat” magazines back in the late 60’s.

  • January 26, 2020 at 1:13 am
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    The Resistance has popular girls, like in junior high? The Resistance is not mostly just vacuous soshes?

    ..

  • January 26, 2020 at 12:11 pm
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    Maybe someone will prank-call her with claims of naked photos of Schiff.

    ?

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