Joe Biden the Animatronic Doll

Joe Biden the Animatronic Doll

I’m sure by now you’ve seen the video of angry Joe Biden looking like an animatronic doll.

If you haven’t, here you go:

Feel free to play this video with the sound off if you like.

What possessed the White House and the Democrat Party to think it was a good idea to tweet out a video clip in which Joe looks like a demon-possessed animatronic doll?

Good heavens. Joe has more drugs in him than a Walgreens.

Someone let tech support know the blinking mechanism on the Biden Animatronic Doll seems to be on the fritz.

My eyes dried out just watching that sixteen-second clip.

Admittedly, this isn’t the first time I’ve touched on the fact that Joe Biden behaves like an animatronic cyber-humanoid whose circuits are fried.

But the last time I did it, it was a Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service report. And those are supposed to be a tad over-the-top. Now, my parody from 17 months ago is starting to feel like reality.

If you want my opinion, I think the animatronic Biden image I made for this column is vastly superior to the one I made for the WIDNS report.

I’m like fine wine. I get better with age.

It’s the oversized doll’s eyes that really puts this image over the top.

Anyroad.

I’m trying to envision the special place in Hell being prepared for Jill Biden.

That woman, along with Biden’s other money-grubbing, opportunistic family members forced this barely-there automaton to run for President on the cusp of 80 even though most of his programming was already beginning to malfunction.

Then all those equally opportunistic faculty-lounge, Ivy League-educated know-nothings who skittered around the Obama White House like a bunch of well-fed cockroaches grabbed onto this hollowed-out old shell to get back into the White House so they could force their Woke Agenda on the unwilling citizenry.

They have driven our once vibrant and growing economy into the toilet while changing the definition of “transitory” and “recession” to try and hide the fact that they’re doing this to us on purpose to usher in their fantastical Green Utopia that is so unrealistic and unsustainable that it will crumble under its own weight before it’s even implemented.

Then they program the Joe Biden animatronic doll with their talking points and send him hobbling to the microphone to burp out their lies.

And because Joe Biden is a hollowed-out husk of a man, he lacks the sentience to realize that A) what he’s saying are lies and B) nobody, not even his supporters, believes them.

What the Democrats and the media have been doing to this country is far worse than any 3-hour riot at the Capitol more than 18 months ago, which is precisely why I do not give one single shit about January 6.

We’ve gotten to the point, however, where the circuits and programming on Joe the Animatronic Doll can no longer be salvaged.

And while the Democrats and the media may toss the malfunctioning android on the scrap heap for a newer model, they will never stop pushing ahead to “transition” this country and the world into a Green Nightmare Wasteland where famine, extreme poverty, and mass death are the order of the day.

As Jesse Kelly put it on Twitter a couple weeks ago:

“Getting rid of fossil fuels would easily kill a billion people. If not more. These people are talking about genocide on a scale the world has never seen before. They do so openly.”

And pulling the plug on this animatronic doll will not stop them. You have to destroy the Hub.

Anyone with even a passing acquaintance with “Battlestar Galactica” could tell you that.

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8 thoughts on “Joe Biden the Animatronic Doll

  • July 30, 2022 at 12:09 pm
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    Dianny, love the Battlestar Galactica reference.

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  • July 30, 2022 at 1:50 pm
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    Completely agree on the Jan 6th BS. The democrats are trying to make it into something that it never was. Also, that quote about ‘can’t support insurrection and be American’ shows just how little they understand America. I seem to recall something from junior high school history class about America being all about an insurrection against the British crown, way back when.

    Great image for this post — if only the actual Joe Biden was that convincing.

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    • July 31, 2022 at 10:22 pm
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      As far as insurrection goes for the left it’s ok to burn and loot, even kill, for days or weeks on end. When the riyht does it it’s the end of democracy and the rule iof law, cue the hearings and kangaroo courts. It’s all a farce and 80% of the electorate knows it. The inquisition has been told by various polls and advisers, some even in their own party that it’s all for naught because nobody cares or sees it for what it is, but Trump must be destroyed, which what it really is about.

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  • July 30, 2022 at 5:16 pm
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    That image is quite reminiscent of the Borg queen. However, no intelligence, native or machine, resides inside this unit. The reason for the malfunctioning circuits is easy to ascertain. If you look closely you’ll see those omnipresent words “made in China”.

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  • July 30, 2022 at 5:26 pm
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    If I wore a hat I would have to take it off in honor of the great graphics you produce!!

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  • July 30, 2022 at 8:26 pm
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    Playing God – Changing word meanings to confuse everyone. Like what God did with the Tower of Babel.
    It just goes to show how communism is a religion posing as a political ideology.

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  • July 30, 2022 at 10:36 pm
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    Dianny, I’m a long-time reader of PatriotRetort and in my opinion, that is the greatest photoshop you’ve ever done… the dead eyes are spot-on. It gave me goosebumps!

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  • July 31, 2022 at 10:32 pm
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    Dianny – couldn’t agree more with fine wine aging reference 🙂

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