Joe gets a colonoscopy while we take it in the ass

Joe gets a colonoscopy while we take it in the ass

Joe put Kamala Harris in charge of the presidency this morning while he went to Walter Reed for a colonoscopy.

On the one hand, it’s good news that doctors are finally getting a look at old demented Joe’s brain. Then again, it left that cackling hyena in charge while they did it.

Judging by the way the media was carrying on you’d think Joe dropped dead and Kamala was now president. Joe hands Kamala the reins for a few hours and those idiots were crowing about how HISTORIC it is that Kamala is the first woman and woman of color to ever be entrusted with the presidency.

Folks, unless Kamala plans to have the locks changed while Joe’s getting his backdoor probed, she’s just the substitute teacher. No need to get your bowels in an uproar.

Though it wouldn’t surprise me if the first thing Kamala did was rush into the Oval Office and snap some selfies of her sitting behind the Resolute desk. She probably has plans to put them on this year’s Christmas card.

And while Joe had his colonoscopy, the House Democrats finally rammed their garbage “Build Back Better” bill right up America’s backside.

I hate these people so much.

At least this time the Republicans all voted no. Even the odious Liz Cheney and the Captain to her Tennille, Adam Kinzinger gave it a No.

Despite all the moderate Democrats’ posturing over this pile of shit, only one Democrat voted against it.

On the one hand, it’s good that the Democrats are taking the lead in destroying their midterm chances. Then again, if Joe Manchin craps the sheets in the Senate, America is stuck with another multi-trillion-dollar spending bill that will push inflation higher, cripple our economy, and utterly destroy what little energy production that shit-for-brains Biden hasn’t already flushed down the toilet.

Every single American could crap a better economy than the one Biden and the Democrats will leave us with.

I hate everybody today.

Except you, Mom.

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9 thoughts on “Joe gets a colonoscopy while we take it in the ass

  • November 19, 2021 at 2:51 pm
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    Thank you for going where no man, or woman, has gone before (hopefully!). We’ll feel sorry for the poor Dr. who was assigned this crappy task and has to report the findings. I imagine he or she will visualize some neurons in Auerbach’s or Meissner’s plexus and declare that old incontinent Joe does indeed have some functioning grey, oops, brown matter. Medical experts will understand that this is conclusive evidence that old Joe HAS had his head up his ass for a very long time (yes, I went there). Word is that Kameltoe has already ordered new drapes and china, and is having a guest bedroom prepared for Willie. This sordid affair brings whole new dimensions to the term aptly applied to everyone in this incompetent, illegitimate administration, “ass clown”.
    p.s. Please don’t hate those of us who look forward to, and relish, each and every one of your on-the-mark columns.

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  • November 19, 2021 at 8:01 pm
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    I feel bad for the chair, I wonder if the thing was wide enough to hold the incredible bulk

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  • November 19, 2021 at 9:04 pm
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    I wonder how on earth the endoscope was able to make it past the MSM talking heads and reporters who have been busy for the past year (actually longer) lavishly licking his hind end like the good little Democrat propagandists they’ve become (was that too much??).

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  • November 20, 2021 at 8:29 am
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    I heard they couldn’t complete the colonoscopy, because Brandon’s head was blocking the orifice

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  • November 20, 2021 at 8:51 am
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    Manchin can always be counted on to fall in line and be a good little democrat. He talks the way he does to convince the West Virginians (those who aren’t paying much attention) that he’s independent minded, but it’s all blah, blah, blah.

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    • November 21, 2021 at 9:47 am
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      Manchin has made a pretty good living convincing the folks back home he’s something of a conservative but he always does what the party bosses tell him to do. ALWAYS. He’s as phony as a Chappaquiddick neck brace.

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  • November 20, 2021 at 6:39 pm
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    Dianny, I am so sorry that you have to feel all of this hate. It is not a good feeling. I know because it is growing in my also. I hate hating. But I am beginning to absolutely despise relatives and former friends who have been voting for the American Marxists all of their lives. Before Biden’s presidency I was able to debate them and excuse their actions based on their ignorance and indoctrination. But, now, I just hate them and want nothing to do with them.

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  • November 20, 2021 at 11:35 pm
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    Smile a little, Sunshine. Your blog post, the lead-off commentator and others certainly worth some big grins here PLUS the historic Harris administration gets her 15 minutes in the oval AND what else happens in that moment?

    Self-defense: legal

    ..

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  • November 23, 2021 at 5:10 am
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    Happy Thanksgiving Dianny. I’m grateful for your sharp humor and way with words. One day at a time…keep truckin”

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