Joe goes biking

Joe goes biking

In an effort to “prove” that Joe’s brain isn’t turning into pureed spinach, the Biden Campaign sent Joe out biking in a park near his basement bunker. I think they’re taking the word “spin” a tad too literally.

But mission accomplished!

The Biden Rapid Response Team (AKA the mainstream news media) took the Biden Biking PR stunt and ran with it exactly as Team Biden wanted them to.

CNN covered it with this entirely on-message (though laughable) headline:

Joe Biden just destroyed one of Trump’s biggest attack lines.”



The “argument” here is, “See?! Joe isn’t suffering from dementia! Look!  He went for a bike ride!!!  He isn’t ‘Sleepy Joe!’ I bet Trump couldn’t go biking!!!”

Joe going for a bike ride “destroyed” the attack that Joe has dementia.

I mean, if you’re going to choose an outdoor activity to try and prove Joe is mentally fit, don’t choose biking for crap’s sake.

Have these people never heard the saying “It’s like riding a bike.” The saying literally means, and I quote, “Something that, once learned, is difficult to forget how to do.”

Maybe that’s one of the reasons some patients with dementia are encouraged to take up cycling for physical exercise.

I’m not exactly sure how CNN can claim with such certainty Biden being filmed on a bike “destroyed” Trump’s attack on Joe’s mental acuity.

Then again, CNN just published the campaign PR.  Team Biden provided the story.

Joe Biden’s Big Schwinn Adventure was a defensive maneuver. Clearly the questions about his lack of cognitive function are not only getting under Joe’s skin, they’ve also knocked his entire campaign team back on its heels.

Like a sick and dying King who is forced to stand at a balcony to prove to the people he isn’t sick and dying, Team Biden staged this little outing in hopes that it would tamp down the rising concerns that their decrepit old Presidential nominee isn’t up to the job.

Now, they’ll tuck him away again hoping the media’s all-hands-on-deck promotion of Joe on a Bike will carry them through the rest of the summer.

Like I said the other day, these guys just need to keep Joe from publicly unraveling long enough to drag him over the finish line.  That’s why they limit access to him.  It’s also why they won’t let him go to Milwaukee to deliver his acceptance speech.  And it is why the chances are very good that Joe will not be debating Trump in person – if at all.

From where I’m sitting, Team Biden is expecting far too much from a single bike ride in the park.

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10 thoughts on “Joe goes biking

  • August 10, 2020 at 9:02 am

    Big deal, Lester Maddox could ride one, backwards.
    That didn’t make him any less of a racist asshole, just like, Joe”You aint Black”Bidet.
    How come they still embrace Senator Sheets?
    An actual KKK Kegal, that means he formed a chapter, not just a member.
    Does his statue still stand in Nancy’s Washington?
    Like, Joe, King of Pork Byrd, spent his entire career helping his friends make money, ignoring the poor of West by God VA.
    They attacked a duly elected President nonstop about his mental acuity, now that SloJo has marbles rolling around the floor of his basement, it’s suddenly not allowed by the terrorist reporters.
    I’m old, wish my memory wasn’t so acute at times, think I would be happier forgetting some of the Dims past, like they seem to do.
    No shame, no self-awareness, no memory of their past, if they had any, they would be conservatives.
    It’s a shame we are so divided, glad Dad isn’t here to witness what we ended up with.

  • August 10, 2020 at 10:02 am

    I know I should feel sorrow and pity for Joe, but I can’t. He is a detestable and corrupt piece of crap. Do Democrats ever stop and reflect on what they have become? Evil and insane is what I see. Cowardice and mendacity have done them in.

  • August 10, 2020 at 10:38 am

    I have a cousin who is mentally not all there, severely retarded would be what we used to call it. He can ride a bike like nobodies business. So when I saw the clip of Biden riding a bike, it didn’t give me that much confidence in his cognitive abilities. But to a democrat, after dealing with Hillary the stumbling genius, seeing him stay upright is probably something they get off on.

  • August 10, 2020 at 10:54 am

    I learned to ride a bike when I was 6. So, SloJoe can do 6 year old activities? No thank you. Find an empty playground(Can’t be trusted around children) & have at it. You won’t be playing in the White House!

  • August 10, 2020 at 3:09 pm

    Okay, then Joe is fit to debate. Let’s get some dates set.

    • August 14, 2020 at 8:10 pm


  • August 10, 2020 at 8:22 pm

    What’s the betting line that Joe’s acceptance speech is pre-recorded and not live.

  • August 11, 2020 at 7:15 am

    The trick would be to let him bike alone and see if he can find his way home after a 10 min bike ride.

    • August 11, 2020 at 7:50 am

      He’d be like Dorie from “Finding Nemo.”

  • August 11, 2020 at 8:51 am

    If the BIDDen handlers wanted to show us Joe’s fitness…they’d have taken him skeet shooting. He could show his support for the 2nd ammendment as well!

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