Joe’s Door-to-Door Vaccine Evangelists

Just when you thought the Biden COVID plan couldn’t get any creepier. Yesterday President Asterisk announced that, to boost vaccination rates, they would begin going door-to-door like evangelists for the COVID vaccines.

Think of these door-to-door vaccine evangelists as the Joe-hovah’s Witnesses.

“Literally knocking on doors.” You mean you’re not going to “figuratively” knock on doors, Joe?

I suppose it could be worse, Joe could show up with an axe and just smash his way in.

Joe's Door-to-Door Vaccine Evangelists

Look, I’m already vaccinated and still, I find this entirely inappropriate.

First of all, how the hell are they going to know who needs to hear about the Good News from the Gospel According to Pfizer? Do they have a list of names and addresses of people who haven’t gotten the COVID shot? If so, who violated HIPAA to get that information to them?

Or are they just going to go door-to-door and take their chances that the person inside is one of the dreaded “vaccine hesitant?”

And who exactly will be Joe’s door-to-door vaccine evangelists anyway? I’m assuming it isn’t going to be an army of medical professionals who have been granted the right to review your medical history. More than likely, knowing how Democrats roll, these Joe-hovah’s Witnesses are going to be non-profit “progressive” community groups. And let’s be honest, your medical decisions are none of their damn business.

Speaking as someone who got vaccinated after discussing it with my doctors, here’s what I plan to do if these door-to-door vaccine evangelists turn up at my house. I’m going to tell them to get the hell off my property or I’ll call the police.

I’m thinking some of you guys probably have other plans — like showing up at the door armed your own shot-delivery device.

I don’t know who is making the decisions at this White House, but door-to-door harassment to try and cajole people into getting the vaccine is textbook government overreach.

Nobody needs a visit from Joe’s door-to-door vaccine evangelists. At this point, unless you live on a deserted Pacific island next door to some old Japanese soldier who thinks World War Two is still going on, you already have all the information you need.

This isn’t about informing people who don’t know about the vaccines. This is about pressuring people who have already decided that they don’t want to get the damn shot.

Honestly, every single time I think the Biden Administration can’t get crazier, they do something completely bug-shagging insane that totally resets the bar.

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11 thoughts on “Joe’s Door-to-Door Vaccine Evangelists

  • July 7, 2021 at 3:58 pm


    • July 8, 2021 at 1:33 pm

      i wouldn’t bet against that.

  • July 7, 2021 at 4:25 pm

    If any of these WATCH-Tower Vax evangelists come to my door, I’ll cough in their face and tell them I have the Flu Manchu, then watch the vaccinated (yet still wearing 4 mask) soy boys run away in horror. I kinda hope they do show up. It will be hilarious

  • July 8, 2021 at 1:11 am

    Maybe the concierge vaxxer can also help the few lost souls that still can’t figure out how to get a real photo ID in America


  • July 8, 2021 at 2:35 pm

    Yeah, a complete stranger knocks on my door during the work day and my retired wife is going to open the door ???

    Not no(!) but HELL no !

  • July 8, 2021 at 5:52 pm

    Maybe they should use the Capitol police force.

  • July 8, 2021 at 6:02 pm

    Oh, don’t worry, Dianny. They already know you got your Cooties shots. They won’t bother you.

    The fact that they already know is even creepier.

  • July 8, 2021 at 7:34 pm

    I’m almost looking forward to seeing these trolls on my front step. They will get a storm of unladylike comments from me.

  • July 8, 2021 at 9:04 pm

    This is one thing I actually hope they try. The mockery is going to be epic. Do these losers know that everyone has a video camera on their phones now? I mean Joe wants you to play records to your kids and all.

    • July 9, 2021 at 1:53 am

      I do not believe they actually have a list. I believe this is nothing but fear mongering and propaganda to make people submit to the vax.

  • July 9, 2021 at 6:57 am

    Since employers cannot find enough help anymore, and there are help wanted signs everywhere, I don’t see how Biden could hire many thousands of people to do this task. Besides that, I believe it will be dangerous to some canvassers.

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