“Just touch the person next to you:” Katy Perry’s irony-filled drivel


So, last night was Ariana Grande’s concert in Manchester to benefit the survivors of the terror attack two weeks ago.

Celebrities who move within a cocoon of body guards joined her to proclaim Love is the answer.

Yeah. The Beatles called. They want their idealistic 1960s worldview back.

If a van filled with jihadis is careening toward you, Love won’t stop you from getting mowed down in the street.

Love won’t stop a bomb from ripping your body to pieces.

This kind of naïve drivel is about as useful in the Real World as “If you believe in fairies, clap your hands.”

And among the idealistic nitwits who performed in this concert was none other than Katy “like coexist” Perry.

She made this irony-filled proclamation to the assembled sheep [Hat tip Breitbart]:

“So now as you stand here, all of you here, and all of you watching from wherever you are, standing next to a stranger, or a family member, or a friend, or a loved one, let’s just do this little exercise of love.”

Just wait. It gets even stupider:

”Just touch the next person; touch the person next to you. Make human contact. Tell them ‘I love you’, look in their eyes, say ‘I love you’. Do it. Everyone out there, everyone at home. I encourage you to choose love even when it’s difficult. Let no one take that away from you.”

“Just touch the person next to you.”

Um, Katie?

You better hope there were no Muslim men in the audience when you gave this idiotic “exercise of love.”

Because “touching” is a bit a problem with them.

Is Katy so stupid she didn’t hear what happened on New Year’s Eve in Cologne, Germany a couple years ago?

Those Muslim men in Cologne touched a lot of people.

Well, women anyway.

In fact, a gang of them would surround a woman and touch the crap out of her.

Hundreds of women were touched by strangers that New Year’s Eve in Cologne.

But not just in Cologne

It tends to happen at every European music festival when Muslim men are present.

These guys just love to touch the person next to them.

She may as well tell a bunch of little children to go outside completely starkers when the temperature is below zero.

See, this is the problem when people who live in a bubble give advice to people who have to live in the real world.

We don’t need some brain-addled 32-year-old pop star who talks like a thirteen-year-old girl instructing everyone to “touch the person next to you.”

To borrow from Liberals, “That’s what the terrorists want.”

This is a nasty byproduct of importing thousands of Muslim men who can’t keep their hands to themselves. Women find themselves on the wrong end of a lot of “touching.”

Rape is skyrocketing in Europe thanks to these guys who love to touch the person next to them.

And there’s Katy Perry — surrounded by her personal security, living in a walled-off mansion — encouraging strangers to “touch the person next to you.”

Do you think Katy would dismiss her personal security and head on over to a No-Go Zone in Sweden and let the guys touch her with wild abandon?

Not on the likely.

But for some reason, this woman who lives in a bubble thinks giving that advice to people in the real world will somehow make a difference.

And I suppose it would make a difference.

In fact, this supremely naïve and ignorant little twit will only make matters worse.

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5 thoughts on ““Just touch the person next to you:” Katy Perry’s irony-filled drivel

  • June 5, 2017 at 11:25 am

    A Katy Perry concert in Syria would do the trick I think. Oh, I mean sans the bodyguards.

  • June 5, 2017 at 12:43 pm

    Sonia Dridi and Lara Logan, like many others, could give personal testimony to noodle-head Perry how touching means something completely different to Muslim men.

  • June 5, 2017 at 1:18 pm

    Yep, touch the person next to you,,,,,,,,,, except you’re in a van doing 30 mph when you touch them…..
    Who is the “YOU” in this scenerio??
    I’ll give you a thousand guesses and it ain’t Joe Smith, NASCAR fan from South Carolina……….

  • June 5, 2017 at 11:44 pm

    there’s the morlocks, and then there’s the eloi….

    there’s them who can afford private protection, and then, there’s the rest of us….

    there’s the “hard targets” – meaning people who can pay for, or have US pay for, their own private security….and then there’s the “soft targets” – meaning the rest of us, who get to take our chances, because no one is going to provide us security no matter how much taxes we pay…..

    no American should put up with this kind of treatment….Period.

    but we do…..

    • June 6, 2017 at 2:57 pm

      Well said.

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