Kaeperknees blames President Trump for his lack of work


Oh, boo hoo.

I’m so sick of Colin Kaeperknees.

What a whiny baby he is.

In his grievance against the NFL, Kaeperknees is actually naming Trump as the reason no NFL team wants to sign him.

Of course there are some problems with this claim.

First of all, Kaeperknees has not been signed with a team since March.

And President Trump didn’t say word one about these stupid Anthem protests until six months later.

So unless the NFL owners all have crystal balls that told them that President Trump would slam these stupid protests long after Kaeperknees was gone, how does this work exactly?

But there’s another problem for Kaeperknees the Clown.

In August it was learned that, on the advice of his girlfriend, Kaeperknees turned down an offer from one NFL team.

Apparently this chick was concerned that Colin’s notoriety would take a hit if he actually was playing for a team.

Can’t let the Victim Train stop at the station, can we?

In fact, Kaeperknees actually fired his agency and seems to be relying solely on his girlfriend for career advice.

So I guess we know who takes a knee in that relationship.

Given this, who’s more to blame, Colin — Donald Trump or your own girlfriend?

The truth is, football means nothing to this guy anymore.

He’s not filing a grievance because he’s desperate to play for “the love of the game.”

This is all about making himself both a victim and a cause.

Which, come to think of it, was the whole reason he started this stupid protest to begin with.

Personally, I don’t care if the NFL hires back this stupid git.

It isn’t like anybody’s watching the games anymore, so who would notice?

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7 thoughts on “Kaeperknees blames President Trump for his lack of work

  • October 17, 2017 at 4:07 pm

    GIT– with football balloon. Great pic.

    Now to go read all those words underneath…

  • October 17, 2017 at 5:28 pm

    Interesting how one unhappy human can destroy something millions enjoyed and have so many supporters who don’t know what is going on but are willing to go along with him.
    Wonder what they will do after they are not employed due to their stupidity.
    Oh I forgot there are a lot of windshields to squeegee and welfare checks are available to the unemployed.

    • October 17, 2017 at 6:53 pm

      He could run for Seattle City Council (he’d fit right in) and moonlight as the new Steve Raible for Seahawks’ broadcasts.

      • October 18, 2017 at 6:18 am

        I was thinking more in terms of Congress, but what the hey..

        And, now that he’s off the field, why not organize his own protest on his own time?

  • October 17, 2017 at 11:36 pm

    he doesnt want to get signed. He might have to play and prove to everybody that he is a has been.

  • October 18, 2017 at 9:49 am

    KaperDICK is giving the word “victim” a whole new meaning. He doesn’t want to play football; he wants to agitate and play woe-is-me.

    KaperDICK (and he no good girlfriend) started this nonsense last year and since last year, I have yet to watch a football game. I no longer wear my local team’s colors/attire. The National Felons League is anathema to me.

    Roger Goodell’s statement yesterday is hilariously insane. I saw a TV ad with 2 NFLers and one actually had the brass ones to state that he’s doing this “for the poor”, all the while he’s sporting diamond earrings in his lobes. I think the guy plays for the Eagles (I’m getting rid of my Eagles stuff).

    Diamond earrings and he’s barking about “the poor”. Dear God!!!

  • October 19, 2017 at 12:36 pm

    His White parents must be so proud. And if they are they need medication.

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