Kamala to Undergo Image Rehab

Kamala to Undergo Image Rehab

Since she has oodles of time on her hand and nothing to fill it with, Kamala Harris has hired a couple of new staffers whose primary job will be giving the unpopular Vice President a little image rehab.

Think of it as the political version of the marketing failure known as “New Coke.”

Remember that? Back in the 1980s, for some inexplicable reason, Coco-Cola decided Coke needed its own image rehab. And what they came up with was New Coke. It flopped big time.

New Coke became a joke – something people like me point to when another marketing disaster looms on the horizon.

According to the Washington Post, with Democrats nervous over how unlikeable Kamala is, especially in light of their desire to make her Biden’s “heir apparent,” Team Kamala decided to hire a couple of people to launch a public relations rescue operation to rehab Kamala’s image.

Sure, that’s the most important thing going on right now.

Rather than actually do her friggin’ job and show the American people she’s competent, Kamala is more focused on image polishing.

Now, if you’re anything like me, this will not come as a galloping shock.

Kamala Harris is a deeply vapid woman. Image is everything to her.

Why do you think she insists on posting pictures of herself to accompany tweets that have nothing to do with her? There’s a reason I called her Vice President Instagram Model.

You know, reviewing those three pictures, perhaps her Image Rehab Team should have her invest in some new clothes. I mean, does Kamala own anything besides that blue pantsuit?

Then again, slapping new clothing on this woman can’t change the fact that she is an inexperienced dope with the political instincts of a kumquat.

Unless they can train her to take questions from reporters without cackling like a cornered hyena, no amount of image rehab will make a damn bit of difference.

Imagine how vapid and self-centered Kamala Harris must be that, as this administration implodes and the crises and disasters pile up, the thing most pressing thing on her mind is launching a PR strategy to improve her public image.

Like I said, not surprising. This is the woman who handed out cookies in her own image to the traveling press corps, remember.

I have so many examples of how vapid Kamala Harris is I have a “Vapid Kamala” tag here at PatriotRetort.com.

One of the people Kamala has hired to polish her tarnished image is Jen Psaki’s brother-in-law because of course. Nepotism is the mother’s milk of the Biden administration.

Before Kamala Harris, Hillary was the politician who tried the New Coke strategy of image rehab. Remember that?

Remember during the 2016 election how many articles there were about the Hillary campaign’s attempts to “reintroduce” Hillary to the American people? It got so ridiculous, I started joking about the campaign having a “RESET” button like the one Hillary gave to Russia and they keep pressing it in hopes that this time they’ll land on a version of Hillary the American people won’t despise.

Come to think of it, I used the New Coke analogy with Hillary too.

Well, now Kamala Harris hopes the image rehab that failed on Hillary Clinton will succeed on her. I don’t know why she would believe that.

Fact is, Kamala is disliked as much, if not more, than Hillary Clinton. It would take far more than two “strategic communications” staffers to polish this turd.

There’s the old adage “Actions speak louder than words.” And no matter how many surface changes they make to this woman, at the end of the day, she will remain the most useless bag of bones in the White House.

Yeah, even in a White House with Joe Biden as President.

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8 thoughts on “Kamala to Undergo Image Rehab

  • September 27, 2021 at 2:39 pm
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    And to think this most pressing necessity is implemented a mere 8 months into this administration.
    They are losing the American public.
    THAT is the biggest takeaway of the whole thing.

    Hope you are feeling better, Dianny.

    • September 27, 2021 at 2:58 pm
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      Thanks, Woody. It’s been slow going that’s for sure. Whatever this virus is, it is kicking my ass.

  • September 27, 2021 at 3:42 pm
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    The biggest problem with this incompetent, narcissistic, imbecilic whore is that she (it, they, xer,? sorry, don’t know the proper pronoun, and don’t care) may soon illegitimately sit in the Oval Office. Kind of gives me the Willies. No amount of PR, makeup, opaque head bags, or sound deadening materials/devices will be able to disguise what she really is. When we were asked if we wanted to hear the most annoying sound in the world during Dumb and Dumber, they obviously didn’t yet have any audio/video of her cackle. I have had the misfortune of watching and listening to some of these clips, and they etched the glass on my iPad. As Vizzini stated in the Princess Bride, it is “inconceivable” that she resides in such a position of power, but here we are. And, that word DOES mean what is think it means.

  • September 27, 2021 at 4:21 pm
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    I loved your :
    “Fact is, Kamala is disliked as much, if not more, than Hillary Clinton. It would take far more than two “strategic communications” staffers to polish this turd.”
    Years ago we learned you can’t shine sh*t and it is true to this day.
    Your reference to Coke the WOKE joke is outstanding as the poster child of failure and she fits right in.
    So glad you are feeling better and hope Daisy is being a good nurse.

  • September 28, 2021 at 12:28 am
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    I have this sick feeling they are working on her image now because the house plant in the Oval Office is wilting faster than they can control and cover up.

  • September 28, 2021 at 9:34 am
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    I imagine there is only one thing that Heels Up is interested in polishing. As for an alternate wardrobe, I figure it involves lots of leather, ball gags and assorted S&M do-dads. Ick……but that does bring up a question that prying minds want to know. Did Heels Up let Willie Brown get his willy brown?

  • September 28, 2021 at 2:57 pm
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    Don’t touch that pearl necklace though. A nice touch.

  • September 28, 2021 at 5:12 pm
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    Kamala may be disliked more than Hillary, but Hillary had the skill to destroy the country. Kamala will destroy ir by sheer incompetence.

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