Since she has oodles of time on her hand and nothing to fill it with, Kamala Harris has hired a couple of new staffers whose primary job will be giving the unpopular Vice President a little image rehab.
Think of it as the political version of the marketing failure known as “New Coke.”
Remember that? Back in the 1980s, for some inexplicable reason, Coco-Cola decided Coke needed its own image rehab. And what they came up with was New Coke. It flopped big time.
New Coke became a joke – something people like me point to when another marketing disaster looms on the horizon.
According to the Washington Post, with Democrats nervous over how unlikeable Kamala is, especially in light of their desire to make her Biden’s “heir apparent,” Team Kamala decided to hire a couple of people to launch a public relations rescue operation to rehab Kamala’s image.
Sure, that’s the most important thing going on right now.
Rather than actually do her friggin’ job and show the American people she’s competent, Kamala is more focused on image polishing.
Now, if you’re anything like me, this will not come as a galloping shock.
Kamala Harris is a deeply vapid woman. Image is everything to her.
Why do you think she insists on posting pictures of herself to accompany tweets that have nothing to do with her? There’s a reason I called her Vice President Instagram Model.
You know, reviewing those three pictures, perhaps her Image Rehab Team should have her invest in some new clothes. I mean, does Kamala own anything besides that blue pantsuit?
Then again, slapping new clothing on this woman can’t change the fact that she is an inexperienced dope with the political instincts of a kumquat.
Unless they can train her to take questions from reporters without cackling like a cornered hyena, no amount of image rehab will make a damn bit of difference.
Imagine how vapid and self-centered Kamala Harris must be that, as this administration implodes and the crises and disasters pile up, the thing most pressing thing on her mind is launching a PR strategy to improve her public image.
Like I said, not surprising. This is the woman who handed out cookies in her own image to the traveling press corps, remember.
I have so many examples of how vapid Kamala Harris is I have a “Vapid Kamala” tag here at PatriotRetort.com.
One of the people Kamala has hired to polish her tarnished image is Jen Psaki’s brother-in-law because of course. Nepotism is the mother’s milk of the Biden administration.
Before Kamala Harris, Hillary was the politician who tried the New Coke strategy of image rehab. Remember that?
Remember during the 2016 election how many articles there were about the Hillary campaign’s attempts to “reintroduce” Hillary to the American people? It got so ridiculous, I started joking about the campaign having a “RESET” button like the one Hillary gave to Russia and they keep pressing it in hopes that this time they’ll land on a version of Hillary the American people won’t despise.
Come to think of it, I used the New Coke analogy with Hillary too.
Well, now Kamala Harris hopes the image rehab that failed on Hillary Clinton will succeed on her. I don’t know why she would believe that.
Fact is, Kamala is disliked as much, if not more, than Hillary Clinton. It would take far more than two “strategic communications” staffers to polish this turd.
There’s the old adage “Actions speak louder than words.” And no matter how many surface changes they make to this woman, at the end of the day, she will remain the most useless bag of bones in the White House.
Yeah, even in a White House with Joe Biden as President.
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