Kamala’s Root Causes dog and pony show

Kamala’s Root Causes dog and pony show

So apparently we were mistaken back in March when Joe Biden announced he was putting Kamala Harris in charge of the border crisis. He wasn’t putting her in charge. Nope. Not at all. According to Kamala, her assignment is to noodle out the root causes of this mad dash to our border.

And if you believe that, you probably believed my ‘shop image of Jill dressed like Madonna was authentic.

You don’t send arson investigators into a building until the fire is out. And you sure as hell don’t look for root causes of a border crisis while the crisis is roiling out of control.

“Chief, the building is completely engulfed in flames! There are over a hundred people inside. What do we do?”

“Well, first and foremost, we need to get to the root causes of the fire. Is it Climate Change? An economic problem? Systemic racism? These are the things we need to figure out and figure out this minute!”

“But what about the people trapped inside?!”

“Hey, that’s not my job.”

Yeah, no.

This “Look everybody, I’m working really hard to find the root causes” dog and pony show is just another Kamala resume-packing diversion. It’s a textbook example of “the boss is coming, try and look busy!”

We the people are the boss and Kamala is hoping her “root causes” busy work will fool us.

And, sad to say, it will fool some.

I’ve said before, I have no doubt that Kamala’s “find the root causes” dog and pony show is less about solving the crisis at the border and more about keeping Kamala’s cardboard cutout reputation from being sullied by an association with the mayhem the Biden Administration unleashed on the border.

Fact is, if Kamala wants to know the root causes of mass illegal immigration, she need look no further than the building in which she works.

It’s not hard.

If your campaign runs on ending Trump’s “xenophobic” border policies, guess what? Not only are human traffickers and their cargo listening, but all the Open Border non-profit groups are listening too.

If you announce that you are stopping the construction of the border wall, what do you think will happen?

To borrow from Field of Dreams, if you stop building it, they will come.

You know, for someone who bangs on endlessly about “believing in science,” you’d think Kamala would have a grasp of Newton’s Third Law.

But it doesn’t matter. Now isn’t the time to figure out the root causes of the chaos Biden and Harris unleashed.

Now is the time to stop the chaos.

And that’s the last thing Harris or Biden want.

Kamala doesn’t give a rip what the root causes are.

Not at all.

Both she and the addle-brained coot she plans to replace rolled out the red carpet and brought this chaos down on our heads. And they did it on purpose.

Even if Kamala’s root causes dog and pony show arrives at any answers, neither she nor Biden plan to do anything to stop the unending flow of foreign nationals pouring into our country. They want them here. Hell, they invited them here.

If anything, this dog and pony show has a foregone conclusion already. Whatever Kamala decides are the root causes of the border crisis, the solution will be the same: Amnesty, Open Borders, throwing taxpayer money at it, and putting Americans last.

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4 thoughts on “Kamala’s Root Causes dog and pony show

  • April 16, 2021 at 10:11 am
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    When pedo Joe heard Hyena Harris’ speech (mostly cackling, glass etching noise), and had this column read to him by circle-back Psaki, he mumbled something about dog-faced pony soldiers and root cellars. He then wandered off to get his glass of warm milk and put on the record player so he could learn about modern monetary theory and international politics during his nappy time.

  • April 16, 2021 at 12:31 pm
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    I think that Kamala and Barack do not get along and do not see eye to eye. This is why Biden will stay in the presidency until he literally cannot stand up or do anything that they can use to portray him as being ‘presidential’ in the slightest.

    Carmen ‘Kamala Harris’ Sandiego will be anywhere but where it matters. Her mission is to stay out of the way and keep her mouth shut because I am sure Barack has all the juicy goods on Kamala that would make our veep look really bad. So, Kamala is on literally a perpetual vacation for the future as long as our senile in chief can still mumble and follow directions.

    As an aside, I cannot wait for the ‘State of the Onion’ address by our puppet in chief.

  • April 16, 2021 at 1:54 pm
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    I bet the root cause is climate change!

  • April 16, 2021 at 1:54 pm
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    Or systemic racism!

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