Are you ready for Kasich 2020?!
Yeah. I didn’t think so.
But Kung Fu Kasich seems to think that America is waiting breathlessly on the edge of its seat for him to take another run at the White House.
Heaven knows the news media wants him to do it. He’s quickly surpassing John McCain as the go-to “nobody cares about you” Republican featured on Sunday shows.
In the last week, Kasich has appeared on This Week with George Stephanopolis, Meet the Press, CBS Evening News, Meet the Press Daily and again on yesterday’s Meet the Press.
Sheesh. Chuck Todd must have a boy-crush on him.
Now why would the media give so much time and attention to a 2016 loser and lame duck Ohio Governor?
Well, you know why.
I asked @johnkasich if he’s running for president in 2020.
His response? “Maybe I will. Maybe I won't. I don't know.” #MTP
— Chuck Todd (@chucktodd) August 12, 2018
Good grief. Johnny plays it coy like the great, big girl he is.
But I think we all know that the supremely self-absorbed, egotistical prat is planning to primary Trump.
Because John Kasich really believes he is the Savior we’ve all been clamoring for – as if every American is Polly Purebred clasping our hands in despair and whimpering, “Will nobody save us from this booming economy?!”
And here he comes to save us all — the man we couldn’t care less about.
Just like in 2016, Kasich’s primary run in 2020 will be nothing but a vanity campaign – a silly attempt to salve his wounded ego over America’s lack of interest last time around.
In 2016, Kasich hung on for no other reason than to win Ohio – the only state he managed to secure.
You want to know what I think?
If Kasich is dumb enough to primary Trump in 2020, I doubt he’ll even secure a win in Ohio this time.
Trump has done more for Ohio’s economy in less than two years than Kasich has managed to do in two terms.
And don’t think Ohioans don’t know that.
In fact, I’d wager the only person in Ohio who believes Kasich has a snowball’s chance in hell of defeating Trump is … well … John Kasich.
But what the hell. Go ahead and primary Trump, Johnny boy.
President Trump excels when he has a witless foil to bat around like a half-dead mouse.
And you’ll do.
Plus watching him smack you around in debates while you helplessly karate-chop the air would be all kinds of entertaining.
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