Kasich Fever is sweeping the nation!!

Kasich Fever is sweeping the nation!!

I finally have a valid reason to start wearing a mask.  Kasich Fever is sweeping the nation, and honey, it’s hot, hot, hot!

Okay, not really.

Kasich Fever barely clocks in at room temperature.

I guess that ringing endorsement from Carly “Look at that Face” Fiorina didn’t have the desired effect for Team Biden.

So the doofus with mom-hips and karate arms is back – this time deploying his insufferable Kung Fu stylings on behalf of demented old Joe.

Yeah, that’ll turn those Republicans against Trump.

“I was all-in on reelecting Trump. But then I caught the Kasich Fever which somehow managed to elude me back when Kasich was losing all those primaries.”

But for some reason, the pro-Biden news media and the dead-enders of NeverTrump think Biden securing the coveted Kasich endorsement is going to make us abandon Trump and vote for the kid-touching, brain-addled, verbally-challenged, basement-dwelling old cooter.

Who’s next on the shit parade?  Jeb!?

Of course, John Kasich is thrilled to have the attention.

The bland oaf with the personality of bread mold hasn’t had this much favorable press since he pitched a tantrum and skipped the 2016 Republican National Convention because his God-ordained mission for the White House was derailed by Donald Trump.

You’d think if the Democrats really wanted to convince Republicans to vote for their empty vessel, they could find someone who hasn’t spent the last four years well-I-nevering in sniffing disapproval over President Trump.

But no!

They have to settle for a bad case of Kasich Fever.

Sadly for Team Biden, the Bernie contingent of the Democrat Party is already bitching over this warmed-over RINO lending his considerable lack of weight to the cause.

The Biden/Bernie alliance is the only thing convincing the far-Left Democrat base that Joe Biden will usher in their Marxist Dystopia. The last thing they want is Kasich Fever.

I doubt anyone from the Trump campaign is nervously gnawing his fingernails in worry over Kasich endorsing Biden (though, I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a lot of chuckling).

In the end, Kasich Fever will have the sum total of zero benefit for the Biden campaign.

The only thing it will manage to do is utterly torch what little reputation the poor has-been son of a mailman had left.

As Rita Panahi often says, President Trump is blessed with truly moronic opponents.

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7 thoughts on “Kasich Fever is sweeping the nation!!

  • July 21, 2020 at 1:55 pm

    I now understand why every time I type the word “creep” into a search engine the picture of John Kasich (his dad was a mailman) pops up. There are so many risible dopes in Washington but that jerk and Paul Ryan are always at the top of the list. I wonder, deep down inside, where truth hangs out, what do those people actually think of themselves? “Statesmen” or “Puffed-Up Losers”? Whose paychecks are they cashing now? Washington has been described as “Hollywood for ugly people”. It is also an astonishing stepping-stone to Mega-Wealth for stupid, dishonest people. Al Gore is on the Board of Directors at Apple. Look it up. I wonder what astounding skills he brings to that post?

  • July 21, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    I was thinking about supporting Joe because I read that all of the evangelical Christians were switching to him because Catholic Joe is such a man of ‘faith’. But now that John Kasich is using his considerable influence in supporting Joe then I have no choice but to vote for the creepy ex-Senator/VP who sniffs women’s hair, liked to stick his fingers where the sun don’t shine on unwilling women, walked around naked in front of his Secret Service escorts, sold out the country to the Chinese and Ukrainians, who constantly lies about his background, who lied about his first wife being killed by a drunk driver, who couldn’t deal with systemic racism during his 8 years as VP to the first black president, and can’t remember what day it is. I’m sure everyone else will do the same….

  • July 21, 2020 at 7:50 pm

    If Joe picks Pelosi for the VP slot I’m gonna drop Trump like a hot brick! A White House with that many combined years of “Service to the Republic” would be the dawn of something…uh… (why can’t I finish this sentence?) The Greatest Nation on Earth has never been run by two crooked, senile morons. Think of the possibilities! On second thought, don’t.

  • July 21, 2020 at 8:33 pm

    Hilarious picture!

  • July 21, 2020 at 8:51 pm

    Well done! Wel said!

    A GWB man for years; but not a ” 43 Alumni” member. He has bad mouthed the President for 5 years; like all GOPe! His only MSM “claim to fame” is he hates Don. So he gets more air than his mis deeds/deeds merit. But only Don haters pay him any never mind.

  • July 22, 2020 at 6:36 am

    Yes folks we Ohio residents have been truly blessed by having certified morons as governors. My biggest disappointment in recent years was not being able to cast a ballot against this putz because he was term-limited. Now the rest of the country can enjoy this cretin’s political “expertise”. Don’t worry about me though; my fellow citizens replaced Johnny boy here with another RINO squish Mike Dewine.

  • July 25, 2020 at 7:18 am

    Ugh…DeWine. Ugh.

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