I finally have a valid reason to start wearing a mask. Kasich Fever is sweeping the nation, and honey, it’s hot, hot, hot!
Okay, not really.
Kasich Fever barely clocks in at room temperature.
I guess that ringing endorsement from Carly “Look at that Face” Fiorina didn’t have the desired effect for Team Biden.
So the doofus with mom-hips and karate arms is back – this time deploying his insufferable Kung Fu stylings on behalf of demented old Joe.
Yeah, that’ll turn those Republicans against Trump.
“I was all-in on reelecting Trump. But then I caught the Kasich Fever which somehow managed to elude me back when Kasich was losing all those primaries.”
But for some reason, the pro-Biden news media and the dead-enders of NeverTrump think Biden securing the coveted Kasich endorsement is going to make us abandon Trump and vote for the kid-touching, brain-addled, verbally-challenged, basement-dwelling old cooter.
Who’s next on the shit parade? Jeb!?
Of course, John Kasich is thrilled to have the attention.
The bland oaf with the personality of bread mold hasn’t had this much favorable press since he pitched a tantrum and skipped the 2016 Republican National Convention because his God-ordained mission for the White House was derailed by Donald Trump.
You’d think if the Democrats really wanted to convince Republicans to vote for their empty vessel, they could find someone who hasn’t spent the last four years well-I-nevering in sniffing disapproval over President Trump.
They have to settle for a bad case of Kasich Fever.
Sadly for Team Biden, the Bernie contingent of the Democrat Party is already bitching over this warmed-over RINO lending his considerable lack of weight to the cause.
The Biden/Bernie alliance is the only thing convincing the far-Left Democrat base that Joe Biden will usher in their Marxist Dystopia. The last thing they want is Kasich Fever.
I doubt anyone from the Trump campaign is nervously gnawing his fingernails in worry over Kasich endorsing Biden (though, I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a lot of chuckling).
In the end, Kasich Fever will have the sum total of zero benefit for the Biden campaign.
The only thing it will manage to do is utterly torch what little reputation the poor has-been son of a mailman had left.
As Rita Panahi often says, President Trump is blessed with truly moronic opponents.
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