La Statue de Macron

You know, I need to stop making jokes.

Because Leftists are so utterly humorless the things I say in jest end up happening.

And it’s starting to creep me out.

In my post about Emmanuel Macron defeating Marine La Pen in last month’s election, I wrote this:

But in keeping with my commitment to always see the silver lining, at least now our butt-hurt Hollywood celebrities have somewhere to go.
To Cher, Lena Dunham, Whoopie Goldberg and every other celebrity: Forget Canada.  Now that Obama’s little mini-me is President of France, head on over across the pond and make yourself at home.
Sure, there’s a downside.
After all, in Canada, you could still speak English.
Moving to France means having to learn their language.
But I wouldn’t worry about it.  Sure, you’d have to learn a whole new alphabet, but Arabic can’t be all that hard.  And I know how much you all love Islam. So you’ll fit right in.

It was a joke.

Let me repeat that.

It was a joke!

But, I guess it wasn’t.

This morning while tootling around Twitter, I went over to Paul Joseph Watson’s feed and saw this:

From the Lifezette article:

French President Emmanuel Macron is offering refuge to American liberals upset at President Donald Trump’s decision to withdraw from the Paris climate agreement.
In a video posted to Twitter, speaking in English, Macron said:
“I wish to tell the United States: France believes in you. The world believes in you. I know that you are a great nation. I know your history, our common history.”
“To all scientists, engineers, entrepreneurs, responsible citizens who were disappointed by the decision of the president of the United States, I want to say that they will find in France a second homeland. I call them: Come and work here, with us, to work together on concrete solutions for our climate, our environment. I can assure you, France will not give up the fight.”

Come to think of it.

Maybe I don’t want it to be a joke.

In fact, I like this idea!

I like it better than Calexit.

So please, all you hysterical Leftists donning sackcloth and ashes over President Trump withdrawing from the Paris Accord, leave.

Take President Macron’s invitation to heart and hit the bricks.

I even wrote you a poem.

I call it “The Renewable Colossus.”

So, Au Revoir!


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7 thoughts on “La Statue de Macron

  • June 3, 2017 at 1:46 pm

    Sounds about right. We’re already the world’s number on exporter of socialism, we ought to become the number one exporter of socialists!

  • June 3, 2017 at 2:08 pm

    “I can assure you, France will not give up the fight.”

    On what is he basing this? France has always given up the fight.

    • June 3, 2017 at 7:48 pm

      As I recall from more than 35 years ago, they were the only tanks in NATO (France wasn’t a part of the political side of NATO, but still maintained its military connections) with back-up lights.

    • June 4, 2017 at 9:16 am

      teeheechucklesnort…good one

  • June 3, 2017 at 10:54 pm

    The statue of moron.

  • June 4, 2017 at 7:51 am

    Good riddance, Anti American, Capitalist hating, Terrorist loving scumbags should go to their utopia. Good luck avoiding the tolerant and loving people who hate you.

  • June 4, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    Not only brilliant, Dianny, but I love the added touch of the Compact Flourescent Bulb on the Statue. Perfect!

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