You know, I need to stop making jokes.
Because Leftists are so utterly humorless the things I say in jest end up happening.
And it’s starting to creep me out.
In my post about Emmanuel Macron defeating Marine La Pen in last month’s election, I wrote this:
But in keeping with my commitment to always see the silver lining, at least now our butt-hurt Hollywood celebrities have somewhere to go.
To Cher, Lena Dunham, Whoopie Goldberg and every other celebrity: Forget Canada. Now that Obama’s little mini-me is President of France, head on over across the pond and make yourself at home.
Sure, there’s a downside.
After all, in Canada, you could still speak English.
Moving to France means having to learn their language.
But I wouldn’t worry about it. Sure, you’d have to learn a whole new alphabet, but Arabic can’t be all that hard. And I know how much you all love Islam. So you’ll fit right in.
It was a joke.
Let me repeat that.
It was a joke!
But, I guess it wasn’t.
This morning while tootling around Twitter, I went over to Paul Joseph Watson’s feed and saw this:
Constant terror attacks, migrants fighting each other in the streets, women being harassed.
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) June 3, 2017
From the Lifezette article:
French President Emmanuel Macron is offering refuge to American liberals upset at President Donald Trump’s decision to withdraw from the Paris climate agreement.
In a video posted to Twitter, speaking in English, Macron said:
“I wish to tell the United States: France believes in you. The world believes in you. I know that you are a great nation. I know your history, our common history.”
“To all scientists, engineers, entrepreneurs, responsible citizens who were disappointed by the decision of the president of the United States, I want to say that they will find in France a second homeland. I call them: Come and work here, with us, to work together on concrete solutions for our climate, our environment. I can assure you, France will not give up the fight.”
Come to think of it.
Maybe I don’t want it to be a joke.
In fact, I like this idea!
I like it better than Calexit.
So please, all you hysterical Leftists donning sackcloth and ashes over President Trump withdrawing from the Paris Accord, leave.
Take President Macron’s invitation to heart and hit the bricks.
I even wrote you a poem.
I call it “The Renewable Colossus.”
So, Au Revoir!
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