Lay off the cosmetic surgery, Joe

Holy socks.  How much cosmetic surgery has Joe Biden undergone in the last two years?

Seeing as I would rather perform a do-it-yourself colonoscopy than watch a Democrat debate, the only news I got about last night’s CNN/NYT hosted event I got from Twitter.

And the very first tweet I saw was this screen shot of Joe Biden:

"You wanna know how I got these scars?" pic.twitter.com/jFszRyFtcc

— Huell Babineaux did nothing wrong (@jtLOL) October 16, 2019

Good grief.  He’s had so much cosmetic surgery, Joe’s skin looks like Silly Putty.

Joe’s face has been stretched so much, at the rate he’s going, by Super Tuesday he’ll be blinking his lips.

Now, I realize that Joe Biden is an exceptionally vain man.  But lay off the cosmetic surgery, honey.  It doesn’t make you look younger.  And it certainly doesn’t make you look better.

In fact, you look like a Miami Beach divorcee.

At some point cosmetic surgery stops improving one’s looks. Just ask Lion Head Lady.

And Stretchy Joe has reached that point.

Now he just looks, well, clownish.

So that’s who’s playing the Joker.

— Dianny 🇺🇸(@DiannyRants) October 16, 2019

Getting hair plugs, it turns out, was the gateway procedure to endless cosmetic surgery for stretch Biden.

Between the stretching, the chemical peels, the botox and the phony teeth, Joe puts Nancy Pelosi to shame.

I don’t know whose idea it was to pull Joe’s face so tight he appears in a perpetual state of utter surprise.  But if Jill cared more about her husband than she does becoming First Lady, shouldn’t she caution him to stop?

I mean, she is a doctor, right?*

[*Yeah, I know. Not a doctor doctor.]

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