Let’s give Nancy some Star Trek Hairstyles

Okay, I confess. I’m in desperate need of entertainment. I spent the morning cleaning the bathroom which I hate doing more than anything in the world. So I decided to entertain myself by giving Nancy Pelosi some Star Trek hairstyles.


Because, giving old wash and a blowout Pelosi Star Trek hairstyles tickles me, that’s why.

Plus, I had so much fun yesterday giving Nancy the 80s BIG HAIR look, I figured Star Trek hairstyles might be equally fun.

Well, fun for me. I don’t know if they’re fun for you.

Here we go!

Hands down the most bizarre of the Star Trek hairstyles has to be the Chex Mix look of Yeoman Janice Rand.

Seriously, who in the hair department said, “Hey, I know! Let’s make Yeoman Rand look like she’s wearing a woven basket on her head!”

Star Trek hairstyles - the Chex Mix Look

That look always makes me chuckle.  Every time I watch Star Trek and Yeoman Rand comes on, I say, “Hi, Chex Mix!”

Hey, I live alone. I have to make my own fun.

Moving on!

How about Nurse Chapel and her tinfoil gray hair?

Star Trek hairstyles - Nurse Chapel

Yeah, I know, not exactly age-appropriate for Nancy.

Then again, neither is the Chex Mix look.

So let’s give Blowout Nance the ancient Vulcan lady hairstyle.

Star Trek hairstyles - Nancy

Speaking of aliens.

Star Trek hairstyles alien chick

Okay, I know. Giving Nancy Star Trek hairstyles isn’t the best use of my time. But this is what you get when I spend the morning breathing bathroom cleanser fumes.

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7 thoughts on “Let’s give Nancy some Star Trek Hairstyles

  • September 2, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    That last picture – my eyes, my eyes……..

    • September 2, 2020 at 1:21 pm

      Geriatric pinup girl? Yeah, it hurts and the graphic is so good that looking away does not help much.

      Please step away from the cleanser container


  • September 2, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    OK, I’ll buy the aged Vulcan, but slapping Rancid Nan’s shriveled up ancient face on the hot bods of Yeoman Rand and the other Trek babes is going WAY too far.

  • September 2, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    Nah, why upset the Trekkies! How about a nod to Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard: “All right, Mr. Demille, I’m ready for my close up.”

  • September 2, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    How about Neelix?

    Ok I admit I’m still working through Voyager.

  • September 2, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    What’s the deal with Stretch’s eyebrows? How many does she have?

  • September 4, 2020 at 10:08 am

    Dammit, Jim – I’m a doctor, not a hair stylist!

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