Okay, I confess. I’m in desperate need of entertainment. I spent the morning cleaning the bathroom which I hate doing more than anything in the world. So I decided to entertain myself by giving Nancy Pelosi some Star Trek hairstyles.
Because, giving old wash and a blowout Pelosi Star Trek hairstyles tickles me, that’s why.
Plus, I had so much fun yesterday giving Nancy the 80s BIG HAIR look, I figured Star Trek hairstyles might be equally fun.
Well, fun for me. I don’t know if they’re fun for you.
Here we go!
Hands down the most bizarre of the Star Trek hairstyles has to be the Chex Mix look of Yeoman Janice Rand.
Seriously, who in the hair department said, “Hey, I know! Let’s make Yeoman Rand look like she’s wearing a woven basket on her head!”
That look always makes me chuckle. Every time I watch Star Trek and Yeoman Rand comes on, I say, “Hi, Chex Mix!”
Hey, I live alone. I have to make my own fun.
How about Nurse Chapel and her tinfoil gray hair?
Yeah, I know, not exactly age-appropriate for Nancy.
Then again, neither is the Chex Mix look.
So let’s give Blowout Nance the ancient Vulcan lady hairstyle.
Speaking of aliens.
Okay, I know. Giving Nancy Star Trek hairstyles isn’t the best use of my time. But this is what you get when I spend the morning breathing bathroom cleanser fumes.
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