I don’t mean to sound mean, but everyone who fell for Joe Biden’s song and dance are a bunch of gullible saps.
Okay, I do mean to sound mean.
You saps voted for it; so you own it.
After kvetching on Twitter that the measly six hundred bucks in that omnibus spending bill was not enough, Joe Biden (following Donald Trump’s lead, as he often does) tweeted out this:
We need $2,000 stimulus checks!!!!!
Well, that was then.
This is now:
Oh, so now the $600 checks were just a “down payment.” Funny how they glossed over that when they were promising those $2,000 direct payment checks.
Hahahahahahaha! You saps!
I read through the replies to that tweet, and hoo boy are the saps angry. In fact, #BidenLied is trending on Twitter – which is kind of surprising since usually Twitter suppresses any hashtag that goes against the System.
Now, don’t worry. The news media will work overtime to claim “ackshually, President🤣 Biden meant a TOTAL of $2,000 when he said we need $2,000 stimulus checks.”
I mentioned this at the time, but when Joe went to Georgia to campaign for the two far-Left Senate candidates, he vowed that if the Democrats win Georgia, those $2,000 checks will go out the door immediately.
He didn’t say, “If you elect Warnock and Ossoff, that $600.00 will just be a down payment. We’ll send another fourteen hundred out the door immediately!”
President Trump demanded a stand-alone bill offering $2,000 direct payment checks.
Naturally there will be no stand-alone bill.
Because the Democrats in Congress and the Dementiacrat in the White House are doing what they always do — larding up another massive spending bill filled to the gills with payouts to their favorite interest groups while tossing you a lousy $1,400.
One of the big-ticket items in this lard-fill bill is a bribe for the teachers unions who are refusing to go to work unless the Federal Government (read we taxpayers) fork over hundreds of billions of dollars.
For teachers unions who hold American children hostage, the Democrats will bend over backwards to accommodate them billions.
But for the American people?
Meh. Here’s fourteen hundred bucks. Now shut up, plebs!
I think we’re zeroing in on why the National Guard and the fencing are remaining in DC.
It isn’t because of some supposed “threat” from shadowy “white supremacists insurrectionists.” Not at all.
It’s because the rats in Washington have to protect themselves from the saps who voted for them.
Did you Democrat voters actually think it was going to be any different?
This is how the Democrats operate.
They treat you like a personal ATM to enrich their wealthy donors, Wall Street and special interest groups. It’s been that way for years. It’s exactly what they did with the so-called “Stimulus” in 2009.
And despite all the claims that $2,000LOL direct payments would go out on Day OneTM — they’re dragging their feet and making you wait while they negotiate a ransom with the teachers unions holding your kids hostage.
Sure, the Democrats moved like lightning to impeach a President who was going to be out of office in less than two weeks. But for you saps, they as slow as molasses in January.
Sure, the Democrats are kicking into high gear to make sure we rags and tatters don’t disrupt their pals on Wall Street while you saps actually thought they were the Party of the Working Class.
Sure, your kids are clinically depressed, abusing drugs and committing suicide from being isolated for ten months. But the teachers unions will only agree to return to work if you pay them a king’s ransom to do it. And since the Democrats rely on teachers unions for campaign cash, they’re more than happy to oblige.
Now here’s your $1,400, plebeians. Don’t spend it all in one place!
You can bitch and moan all you want about what a betrayal it is. But it isn’t a betrayal. This is exactly how the Democrats work.
You naïve, sad little saps weren’t betrayed; you were conned by grifters who can spot an easy mark from a mile away.
Enjoy the next four years.
If I were you, I’d take that fourteen hundred bucks and stock up on K-Y Jelly. Otherwise, four years of bending over and taking it up the back passage is going to hurt like the dickens.
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