Make Taxpayer-Funded Presidential Vacations Great Again

CNN has a hard-hitting piece of journalism on their Politics page that only proves they really are reporting the news that matters.

Dateline Edgartown, Massachusetts.

The residents of Martha’s Vineyard are hoping for a Hillary Clinton victory because if she’s president, they just know the Clinton vacations will be spent on the Island.

You heard it here first, my friends!

All of you folks living paycheck-to-paycheck who are still undecided on whom to vote for this November, I’m talking to you!

Vote for Hillary Clinton. Do it for the businesses of Martha’s Vineyard who fear a Trump presidency will mean they won’t get to host the First Family for two weeks every August.

Because stupid old selfish Donald Trump will probably spend his presidential vacations at Mar-a-Lago.

As islanders look forward to next year, many say they hope — and even expect — Hillary Clinton to spend at least part of her summer vacations on Martha’s Vineyard if she becomes president. Her rival, Republican Donald Trump, is widely expected to spend his downtime at Mar-a-Lago, the private club he owns in Florida.

What nerve! Trump would spend vacation time at a place we taxpayers won’t have to foot the bill.

How could he deprive Martha’s Vineyard of his presence? Even worse, how could he be so selfish as to spare us taxpayers the burden of picking up the tab?!

But Bill and Hillary wouldn’t hesitate to belly up to the taxpayer trough.

No sir!

They’ll be more than happy to rent an astronomically expensive estate in Martha’s Vineyard and leave us stuck with the bill.

Exactly how and where Hillary Clinton would vacation as president remains unknown. The Clintons didn’t vacation on Martha’s Vineyard regularly before entering the White House, and their arrival here in 1993 raised the island’s profile beyond its reputation as a playground for monied New Englanders.
 
President George W. Bush, whose family famously has a compound in Kennebunkport, Maine, instead vacationed at his ranch in Texas and sneered at the elite getaways, telling a reporter early in his term that “Most Americans don’t sit in Martha’s Vineyard, swilling white wine.”
 
Eight years later, the presidential glow returned when the Obamas arrived for their first summer. Among the community of prominent African-Americans who have vacationed here for generations, the choice carried symbolic weight.

This bit of nonsensical tripe was courtesy of CNN White House Producer Kevin Liptak.

But CNN doesn’t have time to cover the ongoing corruption of Hillary Clinton.

Nope. Not at all.

Not when they have such serious, hard-hitting stories like this to cover.

So people of America. Vote your conscience.

Elect Hillary Clinton and Make Taxpayer-Funded Presidential Vacations Great Again.

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