May you find someone who loves you as much as James Comey loves himself

Probably the most cringeworthy quote I’ve seen from ABC interview with James Comey has got to be this one:

Wow.

Hey, at least he finally stumbled onto an honest statement.

So James Comey struggles with not falling in love with his own view of things.

I wonder if his wife loves him as much as Jim loves himself.

May we all find someone who loves us as much.

Well, let me be the first to tell you, Jim.

When it comes to that struggle of yours, you’re losing.

Because you’d have to have an ego as big as all outdoors to share this kind of picture on Instagram.

James Comey Instagram

He really is the Modern-Day Narcissus, isn’t he?

James Comey Cialis

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3 thoughts on “May you find someone who loves you as much as James Comey loves himself

  • April 16, 2018 at 2:27 pm
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    Jumping-jack-ass.

  • April 16, 2018 at 4:17 pm
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    I can imagine him gleefully squealing to the person on the other side of the camera “oh! oh! take a picture of me as I pretend to be a giant flying squirrel!”

    -sigh-

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