Michael Moore is a fat slob

Brave little soldier that he is, fauxcumentory filmmaker Michael Moore decided to put down the bag of pork rinds and haul his cellulite-laden carcass over to Trump Tower to hold a sign.

Michael Moore is a fat slob

So proud of his valiant stand against Donald Trump’s alleged “Islamophobia,” that Michael boasted of his history-changing moment on his Facebook page.

Today I went & stood in front of Trump Tower & held a sign until the police came. Then I went home & wrote Donald a letter.

A letter you say, Mike? Really?! Wow! That’s amazing. You probably had to write that letter in long hand since I’m guessing it’s tough to use your keyboard what with your belly fat getting in the way.

The truth is, Bluto’s “letter” wasn’t really a letter to Trump so much as it was a diatribe aimed at Trump.

You see, Orca wanted Donald Trump to know that the majority of Americans aren’t old angry white guys like Trump and his followers. And America today isn’t what America was when Trump and his stupid followers were relevant. He wants Donald to know that America’s majority are all far-Left kooks who aren’t afraid of Muslims (though apparently they are afraid of those scary looking AR-15s).

No sir! They’re not afraid of all Muslims! They’re better than Trump! They’re smarter than Trump. And gosh darn it! They’re all Muslim now!

We are all Muslim.
Just as we are all Mexican, we are all Catholic and Jewish and white and black and every shade in between. We are all children of God (or nature or whatever you believe in), part of the human family, and nothing you say or do can change that fact one iota. If you don’t like living by these American rules, then you need to go to the time-out room in any one of your Towers, sit there, and think about what you’ve said.

You know. It’s not just that Michael Moore is a fat slob that pisses me off. It’s that he’s an angry white guy who thinks he speaks for every American except for the angry white guys.

You want to talk about “American rules,” Plus Size? Okay, let’s talk about what we on Planet Earth call “American Laws.” We have immigration laws. We have laws that dictate who can enter our country. We have laws that prevent illegal entry into our country. And a President is charged with executing the laws of this country. And one of those laws, initially passed in 1952 called “The Immigration and Nationality Act,” gives the US Government the authority to bar certain foreigners from entering the United States if they seek to do harm to our country. What Trump proposed, though flawed, was not out in left field. The United States of America is a sovereign nation. And we have the legal right to bar foreign nationals from entering into our country if they are deemed to be a threat to our safety and security. Hell. We could legally close our borders to all immigration. It is the right of a sovereign nation to do so.

What “American rule” codifies your position, Bluto? I don’t seem to recall a “We’re All God’s Children, so Come on In” Act. Can you name me the “American rule” you are citing?

Your moronic act of self-promotion masquerading as social justice is about as useful as tits on a bull.

But I won’t tell you to shut up. You have a right to spew your stupidity and even encourage others to buy into your stupidity. In this nation, you have the right to freely express your ignorance and arrogance. You see, that’s another “American rule.”

And despite what you may believe, that “American rule” not only applies to you, but it also applies to Donald Trump, and to those of us who will use our Free Speech to mock you relentlessly.

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8 thoughts on “Michael Moore is a fat slob

  • December 17, 2015 at 3:50 pm

    He would be a good poster child promoting Michelle’s school lunch program.
    “Hey America, looked what I did to my body because I didn’t have Michelle’s healthy lunch program when I was in school.”

  • December 17, 2015 at 8:50 pm

    He is just another turd polisher and useful idiot. Pay no attention to the fat guy w/ the sign.

  • December 17, 2015 at 9:06 pm

    I’m sorry but, who’s Michael Moore? /

  • December 17, 2015 at 9:48 pm

    Iraq was s sovereign nation, couldn’t close their borders to the U.S. military; we went in their under false pretenses, bombed civilians, and our marauding got many of our own soldiers killed, maimed, and scarred on untold ways as well. I’m not rallying around every Michael Moore post, but many of you on the far right had any number of objectionable mouthpieces spewing nonsense; rather disingenuous of you to lampoon Moore as you did…

    • December 17, 2015 at 9:56 pm

      Can you name one column or post I wrote about the Iraq War? Did I cheerlead it? No. I didn’t. You see the problem with “you on the Far Left” is you never address the individual. You only see people as groups. So don’t get all huffy and fussy over the Iraq War with me when I never wrote word one about it. Your fluttering barbs are being hurled at the wrong person. I am not part of an identity group. I am me. Dianny. I’m a group of one — or what we on Planet Earth call “an individual.”

      • December 17, 2015 at 11:08 pm

        But Dianny, in the liberal lefty utopia that is Obamaworld we are no longer individuals [ungood]…we are now the collective [good]. Our country has become the “village” [good] and you are Number Six [good?]. I’m hope you divested yourself of the Lotus 7 [extremely individualistic and uncollectivistic — double ungood]. 😉

    • December 17, 2015 at 10:50 pm

      Michael, Michael Moore, is that you? Go somewhere else to polish your Progressive turds @ #JustaddGlitter.

  • December 19, 2015 at 2:57 pm

    His gluttony has discontinued his brain function, his two functions are eat and crap, he must make an effort not to confuse the two.

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