If Mitch Rapp were real, he’d puke on his shoes

I admit that my view of the CIA is informed almost entirely by Vince Flynn’s awesome CIA agent Mitch Rapp.

Go ahead. Call me crazy. But I always thought the purpose of the Central Intelligence Agency was, well, intelligence gathering.

Spooks, spies — people who try to discover information America’s enemies want to keep from us.

I think they call it espionage.

Well, apparently I was wrong.

In America in the Age of Obama, the purpose of the CIA has nothing to do with espionage.

It is to promote the interests of gay, lesbian, and transgender officers.

Who knew?!

But that’s what outgoing CIA Director John Brennan thinks.

”I just think that having those varied perspectives really adds greater color and dimension and diversity to how we look at problems,” Brennan told the Wall Street Journal in an interview this week. [hat tip the Washington Times]

No wonder he missed so much. He’s too busy promoting the interests of the LGBT Mafia.

Golly, I have no idea why people are saying the CIA has become politicized.

It’s just a mystery to me!

And we’re supposed to trust this clown when it comes to his claims that Russia allegedly “interfered” with the election?!

What a crock.

But apparently John Brennan isn’t the only one who thinks the CIA should be about promoting the LGBT agenda.

In Mike Pompeo’s confirmation hearing this week, California’s newest radical Senator Kamala Harris asked for his personal views on the LGBT movement.

Did Kamala Harris get lost? She does know that she is on the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence, right?

Or did she misunderstand and think she was put on the Senate Select Committee on Social Engineering?

You want to hear the funny part? Kamala Harris is considered a “rising star” in the Democrat Party.

Hahahaha! Really!

Climate Change and Gay people — that’s what Kamala brings to the “World’s Most Deliberative Body.”

Be proud, California.

Pompeo’s view of the CIA Director’s job, however, is pure Mitch Rapp:

“It will be the CIA’s mission, and my own, if confirmed, to ensure the agency remains the best in the world at its core mission: collecting what our enemies do not want us to know. In short, the CIA must be the world’s premier espionage service.”

What’s unbelievable is that Pompeo would need to remind sitting members of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence that this is, in fact, the primary job of the Central Intelligence Agency.

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7 thoughts on “If Mitch Rapp were real, he’d puke on his shoes

  • January 18, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    I got to know super-spook, Gary Berntsen, (the first guy on the ground in Afghanistan after 9/11 who had our guys in Kabul in 2 months – read his book Jawbreaker), when we ran his NY senatorial campaign a few years back. Check out this awesome video I shot of him back in 2014: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpabdpnbT6U . According to Gary, the front line troops in “The Company” are still of that ilk, but unfortunately, the fish rots from the head and, surprise, surprise, Obummer installed partisan hacks at the top so as to weaponize them against his political enemies. Things will return to the way they should be once Pompeo is put in charge.

  • January 18, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    I can think of no better information gatherer in the middle east than a really butch lesbian.

    • January 19, 2017 at 1:39 am


  • January 18, 2017 at 11:28 pm

    Part and parcel. Remember, NASA’s mission under Obama was to reach out to the Muslim community and make them feel good about their contributions to science . . . or something.

  • January 19, 2017 at 11:14 am

    The entire alphabet soup of Agencies, Administrations and Departments have been diluted and/or annulled with the Liberal Commie clap-trap.

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