Say, have you seen the picture of a Michelle Obama-Approved lunch from James Hurst Elementary School in Portsmouth, Virginia? [Hat tip EAG News]
Looks gooooooood, don’t it?
According to the Food Service Coordinator, Jim Gehlhoff, the lunch wasn’t as disgusting as that. It only looked disgusting because of the poor lighting.
Which I can only interpret to mean, had the picture been taken in complete darkness, nobody would be complaining about it.
Meanwhile, I have taken the liberty of looking up the school lunches for Sasha and Malia’s school, Sidwell Friends, for this coming week:
Lemon Pepper Tuna Salad
Shredded Chicken Tacos
Sweet Potato and
Black Bean Bake
Sweet Corn & Peppers
Founders’ Day Picnic
Chilled Cucumber & Mint Soup
Organic Greens, Strawberries, and Chèvre Salad
Local Potato and Asparagus Salad
Bell & Evans Organic Herb Roasted Chicken
Local Mushroom and Fontina Polenta
Local Fingerling Potatoes
FFY Caesar Salad
Vegetarian Quinoa with
Red Pepper & Zucchini
Sautéed Local Kale with Shallots & Habanero
Farmer’s Market Gazpacho
Baja Corn Salad
Orzo and Spinach Salad
Grilled Vegetable Ciabatta
Cilantro Spiced Rice
Yeah. I know. I’m completely speechless too.