Mmmmm-mmmm

Say, have you seen the picture of a Michelle Obama-Approved lunch from James Hurst Elementary School in Portsmouth, Virginia? [Hat tip EAG News]

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Mmmmm-mmmm!

Looks gooooooood, don’t it?

According to the Food Service Coordinator, Jim Gehlhoff, the lunch wasn’t as disgusting as that. It only looked disgusting because of the poor lighting.

Which I can only interpret to mean, had the picture been taken in complete darkness, nobody would be complaining about it.

Meanwhile, I have taken the liberty of looking up the school lunches for Sasha and Malia’s school, Sidwell Friends, for this coming week:

April 20
Alphabet Soup
Classic Coleslaw
Lemon Pepper Tuna Salad
Shredded Chicken Tacos
Sweet Potato and
Black Bean Bake
Sweet Corn & Peppers
Spanish Rice
Strawberries

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April 21
Founders’ Day Picnic

April 22
Chilled Cucumber & Mint Soup
Organic Greens, Strawberries, and Chèvre Salad
Local Potato and Asparagus Salad
Earth Day
Bell & Evans Organic Herb Roasted Chicken
Local Mushroom and Fontina Polenta
Farmer’s Market
Vegetable Sauté
Local Fingerling Potatoes
Dirt/Earth Pudding

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April 23
Mushroom Bisque
FFY Caesar Salad
Antipasto Salad
Meatball Subs
Vegetarian Meatballs
Vegetarian Quinoa with
Red Pepper & Zucchini
Sautéed Local Kale with Shallots & Habanero
Melon

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April 24
Farmer’s Market Gazpacho
Baja Corn Salad
Orzo and Spinach Salad
All Natural
Chicken Sofrito
Hoppin’ John
Grilled Vegetable Ciabatta
Steamed Asparagus
Cilantro Spiced Rice
Grapes

Yeah. I know. I’m completely speechless too.

One thought on “Mmmmm-mmmm

  • April 18, 2015 at 1:06 pm
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    What’s on that tray? Looks like a sardine, a burnt roll and niblets canned corn that been sitting out all night.

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