Yesterday, Grandpa Joe went down to Florida where the decrepit, senile old man once again played the tough guy, telling the Mayor of Fort Myers, “No one fucks with a Biden.”
No one, huh?
Oddly enough, just hours before Joe made this boast, OPEC shrugged off his plaintive pleas to pump more oil, choosing instead to cut oil production by 2 billion barrels.
This is the guy who lost a battle with the steps to Air Force One, for Pete’s sake.
Good grief, even his dog got the better of him and broke his foot.
Didn’t I just the other day point out that he’s the guy who, to use Joe’s potty-mouth phraseology, got fucked by the Taliban?
And here we are, yet again, watching this old doofus play the tough guy whom “no one fucks with” like we don’t have countless examples of Joe Biden getting fucked so often, he could open a Biden family brothel.
Seriously, this guy has the self-awareness of a mollusk.
As Jesse Kelly put it yesterday on Twitter:
“From fake stories fighting off razor gangs by the pool to telling everyone who makes him mad to ‘stop being a wise guy,’ it will never stop being funny that the 40 year politician thinks he’s Tony Spilotro.”
“No one fucks with a Biden.”
At this point, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
Joe Biden has never had an accurate picture of himself. Never.
This isn’t senility. He’s always been an arrogant, puffed-up blowhard.
That’s not to say Biden’s senility doesn’t play an eensy part in this. He may not even remember getting fucked by Putin, OPEC, the Taliban, or even his dog. Sure, the OPEC thing happened just hours earlier. But with that soup-for-brains, that’s no guarantee that he remembered it.
Actually, he may not even be aware of what OPEC did. Who the hell knows what his handlers tell him at this point?
And that’s the other thing.
President “No one fucks with a Biden” gets fucked on a daily basis by the people who are actually in charge of his administration.
The only way Joe’s ridiculous boast would have been remotely true is if he said, “No one fucks with a Biden nearly as hard as the people in my administration.”
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