The King of the Selfies has declared it!
Nobody is to snap a selfie in his presence – especially while he is speaking!
His Royal Highness King Barack and his consort welcomed costumed children to the White House yesterday for the Royal Halloween Event. And during his opening proclamation, some knave had the nerve to snap a selfie in King Barack’s presence.
Young man, no selfies in the middle of me talkin’!
Our President, ladies and gentlemen!
Yes! Perish the thought!
The nerve of anyone snapping a selfie when in the presence of his Majesty!
We all know how much King Barack despises selfies.
If it were possible to win a Nobel Prize for being the least self-aware prick on the planet, Barack Obama would win another Nobel Prize.
Only this one he’d deserve.
“No selfies in the middle of me talking?”
What bothered him so much?
That the kid wasn’t displaying the appropriate level of awe and adoration?
Or is it just that selfies are only permitted in his presence if they are taken of him?
Honestly. January 20th can’t come quickly enough.
Hat tip the Washington Free Beacon.
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