And now for something really different: Pundits Declare Trump Finished


You know, if we got a brick every time some pundit announced that Trump was finished, we could build the Wall.

Seriously. How many times have these know-nothings declared that Trump is finished?

When he announced his candidacy, Donald Trump stated the painfully obvious: Mexico doesn’t give us their best and brightest. They give us the drug dealers, gang members and rapists.

And immediately, pundits declared Trump’s presidential aspirations dead on arrival.

Except most Americans were so delighted that someone running for office had the stones to tell the truth about illegal immigration, they flocked to Donald Trump in droves.

In a matter of weeks, Trump’s campaign took off like a rocket ship and never looked back.

Then in July of 2015, Trump attacked John McCain. And that was it. Once again, the pundits were slapping pennies on his eyes and declaring him dead. Done! Finished! Out of here!

Of course, most people outside of the media bubble knew that Donald Trump was responding to John McCain calling Trump’s supporters in Arizona “crazies.”

Odd, how attacking his own constituents as “crazies” didn’t mean McCain was finished.

Oh, if only it had.

And on and on it went throughout 2015 and well into the fall of 2016.

Trump criticized Khizr Khan – the 2016 incarnation of Cindy Sheehan – after Khan spoke at the DNC Convention.

And that was it!

There was no way in hell Trump could survive that!

Why, it was so bad, that his campaign was “imploding” and in “disarray.”

Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton wobbles like a weeble and collapses on camera and she was the shoe-in for victory!

When it comes to prognosticating the downfall of Donald J. Trump, the pundits on TV and in print have never once come close to getting it right.

And now they’re at it again.

The firing of James Comey is now the thing that will finish Donald Trump.

What I find amazing is these morons really think that this time we’ll believe them.

Because they’ve been so honest and accurate up to now, right?

The Enslaved Press have become the boy who cried “Finished!”

So desperate are they to turn their wishful thinking into reality, they even attack President Trump for getting two scoops of ice cream on his pie when everyone else gets one.

Stop the presses!!!! Ice Cream Inequality!!!!

That’s it! Trump is finished!

Getting two scoops of ice cream is just like Hitler!!

[Or Nixon. It’s hard to keep up.]

Barack Obama went through three Secretaries of Defense while in office.

Nobody cared. Not one pundit questioned why Obama couldn’t seem to get along with anyone charged with preserving the integrity, readiness and strength of our military.

But Donald Trump fires a man both Republicans and Democrats wanted gone and THAT is proof that he’s Finished!!!

This morning on Morning Joe, that paragon of unbiased punditry Donny Deutsch accused President Trump of being an “accidental dictator.” And Comey’s firing is “the beginning of the end.”

Would this be like the beginning of the end back when he allegedly “mocked a disabled reporter?”

Or would this be like the “beginning of the end” back when the Access Hollywood tape was leaked?

It’s so hard to keep track of which “beginning of the end” is actually THE “beginning of the end.”

The Enslaved Press’ hysteria over the firing of James Comey has been ratcheted up to Spinal Tap 11, and still the American people aren’t being persuaded.

Yesterday Politico conducted a poll and found that only 33% of Americans oppose Donald Trump firing James Comey.

As I said earlier today, going full-on crazy is a piss-poor persuasion technique.

These repeated declarations that Trump is finished aren’t based in reality. Instead, they’re nothing but wishful thinking from completely discredited partisan hacks.

And let’s face it. When you’re hyperventilating over how many scoops of ice cream Mr. Trump gets on his pie, I think it’s safe to say your credibility is the only thing that is “finished.”

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6 thoughts on “And now for something really different: Pundits Declare Trump Finished

  • May 12, 2017 at 1:24 pm

    I think this column is going to be the end of your blogging career, after all everybody know “ice-cream lives matters”.
    Also you covered up the fact it was vanilla ice-cream, the choice of all white supremacists.

    • May 12, 2017 at 1:27 pm

      Yup. It’s over for me. I’m finished. This is the “beginning of the end” for Dianny.

      I’m so ashamed.

  • May 12, 2017 at 1:48 pm

    It’s now a Rocky Road for you girl.

  • May 12, 2017 at 2:29 pm

    I think there’s a point where it will be necessary to seriously study how all the most mentally disturbed people in the United States became liberals. Maybe it was their education, but I’m more inclined to believe it’s genetic, and the only real hope is making a strong effort to persuade parents with liberal genes to avoid having children.

    • May 12, 2017 at 2:43 pm

      At the rate they’re feminizing their men, that may just happen naturally.

    • May 12, 2017 at 4:06 pm

      I’ve maintained for many years that if every state offered men/women $10K to get sterilized at a state-licensed facility, it would be the cheapest and simplest way to solve so many social, financial, and economic problems as well as eliminate the disease of modern liberalism.

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