For all the complaints about President Trump’s boasting, even he really doesn’t hold a candle to Cory Booker. And at least when Trump does it his boasts are rooted in reality. Booker on the other hand? Not so much.
Cory, who last year proclaimed himself Spartacus, is now claiming he is Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
Cory Booker just now: “I am not Michael Bennet. I am Dwayne Johnson, ‘The Rock.'”— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) August 23, 2019
Yeah. No. Cory isn’t The Rock.
He isn’t even a pebble.
Have you seen The Rock?
The guy is hot. He’s built like a brick house. The Rock is the kind of guy who walks into a room and every single woman stops what she’s doing to stare at him.
Cory on the other hand? Not so much.
The only way Cory could get that kind of attention from a room full of women is if he walked into a Bitter, Angry, Cat-Lady Convention. And they’d only turn to stare because they hate all men and his presence in their safe space would outrage them.
Cory Booker thinks he’s The Rock.
Does Cory not own a mirror?
I’m sorry to laugh, but declaring himself The Rock is all kinds of hilarious.
This is even more hilarious than fancying yourself Spartacus.
Something tells me that The Rock never has to brag about how much testosterone he possesses – mostly because he’s walking testosterone.
Cory, on the other hand? Yeah, he had to brag about it on Seth Meyers’ late night show.
Pro tip. If you have to constantly tell us how virile and tough you are, you’re probably neither.
Anybody else think Cory “The Pebble” Booker is trying to sell himself as the eye candy candidate for the wine-drinking suburban women?
If he is, that’ll be a hard sell. Unless, of course, they’re three wine bottles in when they see him.
Is the entire 2020 Democrat field trying to out-embarrass each other?
I haven’t cringed this much since … well … I’ve never cringed this much.
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