Obama the feminist

The first female President sat down for an interview with “Glamour” magazine and explained why he is proud to be a feminist.

Of course he is.

The White House Twitter account thought Barack’s insights into his feminine side were so enlightening, they retweeted out the quote.

EXCLUSIVE! This is what feminism looks like, according to the @POTUS: https://t.co/OlB6RnrKLF @WhiteHouse pic.twitter.com/SSPuwdnOnN

— Glamour (@glamourmag) August 4, 2016

The woman who keeps Barack Obama’s testicles under lock and key also loved this hardly hidden aspect of Barack’s personality.

.@POTUS describes why it's an extraordinary time to be a woman-not just as President, but also as a feminist https://t.co/m3bE50vDFx

— Valerie Jarrett (@vj44) August 4, 2016

Well, that explains a LOT.

Take note of the quote highlighted: “Yes, it’s important that their dad is a feminist, because now that’s what they expect of all men.”

That’s what they expect of all men? On what planet?!

For the record, guys. I do not want nor expect men to be feminists.

Actually, I’d prefer women didn’t waste their time with modern-day feminism either. But I really don’t want men to.

Self-loathing isn’t attractive.

Feminism is an ideology based on fiction.

Women and men are not the same. While they may be equal under the law, they are not equal in everything else.

If I need to walk home after dark, I’d want a big, strong man to accompany me, not a pussy like Barack. Why would I pick the guy who’s expecting me to protect him?

Hate to break it to you, Barack. But I’m guessing I’m not alone in this.

Ladies, let’s play a little game, shall we?

I’m going to show you a few side-by-side images, and you tell me which of the two appeals to you more.

Ready?

If you chose Obama in any of those, you’re probably late for a Hillary rally and shouldn’t be reading a post at PatriotRetort.com.

Let’s be honest here. Women who say they want a man who is a feminist are probably women who hate all things masculine (except Michelle Obama. They love Michelle.).

The girls who want men to be feminists probably thought the remake of “Ghostbusters” was great.

They are the easily offended and the perpetually angry. They’re the girls who believe “masculinity” is the source of all the evils in the world (rather than the wellspring of protection from the evils in the world).

Real women tend to be a hell of a lot happier. Which is what happens when you accept reality.

Living in a delusional Feminist Fantasyland would piss off anybody.

Real women expect men to be men.

We aren’t intimidated or threatened by masculinity. In fact, we’d prefer it over some big girl who cries at “Sleepless in Seattle” and wears a man-bun.

Why?

Well, it helps that real men are friggin’ sexy as hell.

Give me a choice between a cowboy with a three-day growth of beard or a metrosexual in skinny jeans and guy-liner, and you know which one I’ll choose.

I will say, however, Obama considering himself a feminist fills in a lot of blanks in his personality.

It’s a shame that Barack is so proud that he’s raising his daughters to think the only worthwhile male is the guy who lets them put his testicles in a lock box.

That’s just no place for them.

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