Obama the feminist

The first female President sat down for an interview with “Glamour” magazine and explained why he is proud to be a feminist.

Of course he is.

The White House Twitter account thought Barack’s insights into his feminine side were so enlightening, they retweeted out the quote.

The woman who keeps Barack Obama’s testicles under lock and key also loved this hardly hidden aspect of Barack’s personality.

Well, that explains a LOT.

Take note of the quote highlighted: “Yes, it’s important that their dad is a feminist, because now that’s what they expect of all men.”

That’s what they expect of all men? On what planet?!

For the record, guys. I do not want nor expect men to be feminists.

Actually, I’d prefer women didn’t waste their time with modern-day feminism either. But I really don’t want men to.

Self-loathing isn’t attractive.

Feminism is an ideology based on fiction.

Women and men are not the same. While they may be equal under the law, they are not equal in everything else.

If I need to walk home after dark, I’d want a big, strong man to accompany me, not a pussy like Barack. Why would I pick the guy who’s expecting me to protect him?

Hate to break it to you, Barack. But I’m guessing I’m not alone in this.

Ladies, let’s play a little game, shall we?

I’m going to show you a few side-by-side images, and you tell me which of the two appeals to you more.


feminist test-01

feminist test-02

Feminist test 3

If you chose Obama in any of those, you’re probably late for a Hillary rally and shouldn’t be reading a post at PatriotRetort.com.

Let’s be honest here. Women who say they want a man who is a feminist are probably women who hate all things masculine (except Michelle Obama. They love Michelle.).

The girls who want men to be feminists probably thought the remake of “Ghostbusters” was great.

They are the easily offended and the perpetually angry. They’re the girls who believe “masculinity” is the source of all the evils in the world (rather than the wellspring of protection from the evils in the world).

Real women tend to be a hell of a lot happier. Which is what happens when you accept reality.

Living in a delusional Feminist Fantasyland would piss off anybody.

Real women expect men to be men.

We aren’t intimidated or threatened by masculinity. In fact, we’d prefer it over some big girl who cries at “Sleepless in Seattle” and wears a man-bun.


Well, it helps that real men are friggin’ sexy as hell.

Give me a choice between a cowboy with a three-day growth of beard or a metrosexual in skinny jeans and guy-liner, and you know which one I’ll choose.

I will say, however, Obama considering himself a feminist fills in a lot of blanks in his personality.

It’s a shame that Barack is so proud that he’s raising his daughters to think the only worthwhile male is the guy who lets them put his testicles in a lock box.

That’s just no place for them.

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3 thoughts on “Obama the feminist

  • August 5, 2016 at 2:51 pm

    Lil Bath-house Barry is on public display again! The truth is graciously covered up by the “Enslaved Press” and thier quickly deployed multihued sparkly digitized camoflage netting. Never mind what the evil “Richard Spud” is doing behind the scenes. Keeep your eyes on the new glittery ball of polished excrement folks. Deflect and deny, deny, deny! …I am really sick of this SH!T. It is wayy past time for a courtesy FLUSH!

    • August 5, 2016 at 3:01 pm

      After closer examination of the first pic af the three feminists above, I wondered: What the heck is in the carrier? Are they waiting for the truth to come out? That would be messy, and thereby explain the plastic sheet over the carpet. Or are they welcoming the next evil demon to exit the portal of Hades and wreak havoc on the world. What could it be? Vallerie Jarret’s newest spawn? Absolutely detestable!

  • August 5, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    Amen, girl! As one of the female persuasion, I concur. I prefer a masculine man every time!

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