Of course he gets a book deal

Book deal for Damien

I’m sure you’ve heard by now that Parkland’s Attention Hogg has “nabbed” a book deal.

So the kid who accused the NRA and Republican politicians of making money off of dead students … is now going to make money off of dead students.

If you’re in any way shocked by this, you must be living under a rock.

Of course some virtue-signaling publishing company is willing to give this little parasite a book deal.

All one has to do in today’s publishing environment is oppose Donald Trump and advance the dying Leftist agenda and you too can have a book deal.

To tell you the truth, what shocks me is Kathy Griffin never got a book deal for her faux beheading of the President.

But I’d say the odds of this misspelling little gremlin being the actual author are probably pretty slim.

Actually what shocks me more than him getting a book deal is the fact that he has yet to delete this embarrassing tweet.

In fact, I was never so wrong as I was when I first wrote about that tweet.

Back then I figured he’d delete that within seven hours. That was on February 28.

I’m rarely that wrong.

Any old how.

I stumbled across a Twitter thread that eviscerates this whole “Book Deal for Damien” thing.

Check it out:

Now ordinarily, I don’t advocate for boycotts.

But since Damien is so fond of them, turnabout does seem fair play here.

If you have some other ideas for the little gremlin’s book title, let me know in the comments. I’ll see if I can create them for you.

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5 thoughts on “Of course he gets a book deal

  • April 19, 2018 at 11:30 am

    “What Happened (to my 15 minutes of fame)?”

    • April 19, 2018 at 11:53 am

      “What Happened? – Seriously, I was locked in another building so I don’t know.”

  • April 19, 2018 at 11:54 am

    “not Kosher for Passover”

  • April 19, 2018 at 6:45 pm



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