Oh Behave! Fun with Eric Swalwell

Now that I think about it, I guess telling Eric to behave is a day late and a yuan short.

Ah well.

I thought I might have a little fun with Eric Swalwell.

I admit, I kinda missed old Eric after he dropped out of the Democrat primary. He’s always been one of my favorite dummies. And his inability to behave himself is a great opportunity to once again lampoon the flatulent fool.

Besides, I got a flu shot on Monday and have been feeling like garbage ever since. Between that and the death of my beautiful cat Willow on Friday, I really could use a laugh. And I laughed myself silly making these two images.

I’m curious when Mrs. Eric Swalwell found out that her hubby was taken in by a Chinese honey trap. Do you think she learned about it with the rest of us yesterday?  Or did Eric come clean from the start?

Poor girl. I genuinely feel sorry for her – and not just because she’s married to Eric Swalwell.

Now granted, back when her husband was playing Hide the Dragon with Christine Fang, Mrs. Eric Swalwell wasn’t married to the Man Who Can’t Behave.

But still. Awkward.

Speaking of the Man Who Can’t Behave…

It’s always best to combine the two most embarrassing things about Eric Swalwell into one image, don’t you think?

Who knew something would come along that would make Eric think, “And here I thought farting on live television was the low point of my career.”

Honestly, what would we do for fun with Eric Swalwell?

The Austin Powers-inspired Swalwell ‘Shop from my previous post inspired me to make another.

So, here you go!

Oh behave! The Spy who Shagged Me

I wonder how you say “Oh, behave!” in Chinese.

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4 thoughts on “Oh Behave! Fun with Eric Swalwell

  • December 9, 2020 at 12:07 pm

    Great images. If I was wearing a hat I’d take it off in your honor.

  • December 9, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    I always thought the meme “Flatulence. I has it.” (a parody of the DirecTV ad “Oppulence, I has it”) was the best Swalwell meme, but yours are tops! To your question, in response to behavioral issues the Chinese often say, “Be a man!” Zuo ren! 做人).

  • December 9, 2020 at 7:24 pm

    No matter what the political affiliation of the dickhead involved, I’ve always found it amusing when a jerk like Swellwall gets caught in flagrante delicto then instead of manning up, admitting their faults, they always shift the blame. I think its the most telling feature of the measure of one’s character. We all have our sins but it seems that low rent idiots like Farty just can’t admit it.

  • December 10, 2020 at 9:24 pm

    Love it!!!

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