Oh to be a fly on the wall at Clinton HQ right this minute

Well, I’ll be dipped in shit.

I just finished reading today’s Podesta Emails from WikiLeaks and just now learned that the FBI has reopened their investigation of Clinton’s private email server.

Holy crap! It must be bedlam over at Clinton HQ.

This is some seriously devastating news.

Now that I know how the Clinton sausage is made, I’m betting there’s a flurry of activity coming from Team Hillary. They’re probably buzzing like a hornet’s nest.

Panicked emails and hysterical phone calls galore.

What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall to watch it all first-hand.

My guess is Robby Mook’s eyes are popping out of his head even more than they normally do.

Cheryl Mills is probably in closed door meetings with David Kendall and the rest of Hillary’s army of attorneys.

The battalion of campaign spokespeople are hard at work formulating a statement – emailing draft after draft to get the messaging just right.

Reporters’ phone calls are going unanswered.

Bill Clinton is on the phone screaming at Loretta Lynch’s assistant demanding another face-to-face to talk about “grandchildren.”

And John Podesta is frantically trying to figure out what James Comey’s favorite risotto dish is while his assistant is on the phone with Comey’s office trying to set up a dinner invitation.

Meanwhile, Hillary herself is yanking out her hair in clumps while hurling curses and invectives at her Secret Service detail. Huma is dipping into Hillary’s private stash of Gray Goose. And the mysterious black guy that follows after Hillary is desperately trying to jab her with the Diazepam pen.

Show of hands.

Who thinks I’m probably not that far off?

Hit the tip jar!

Please consider making a contribution to PatriotRetort.com. Hit DONATE button in the side bar. Even a few bucks can make a world of difference!

Share, share, share

7 thoughts on “Oh to be a fly on the wall at Clinton HQ right this minute

  • October 28, 2016 at 4:56 pm

    I think you nailed it pretty close, except for the scene in Bill’s office of “Special Operations,” where the ‘mechanics’ are popping Xanax and trying to figure out how to sleep at night after killing Comey’s children.

  • October 28, 2016 at 8:20 pm

    Plus, Anthony Weiner is chained to a furnance in the Brooklyn basement at Hillary HQ so he can’t blab to the press.

  • October 28, 2016 at 8:29 pm

    If we could possibly have video of that scene without having to actually see the hag-head, that would be so great.

  • October 28, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    agree. ?? Not that far off. Add a hefty dose of paranoia at this point about emails and tapped phones. The paranoia + rage ratchets everything up several decibels. I would advise them to stay sober if they want to stay out of prison. Their only hope is to win the election by machine cheating in huge numbers at this point. That was the plan all along.

  • October 29, 2016 at 12:41 am

    These Clinton folks are like teflon, nothing seems to stick to them. We shall see what the future holds. For now my personal prayers, that these slithering snake-like creatures be exposed to the world, have been answered. This entire administration is a yuuugge bucket of Hydras. This ain’t no-wheres-near over just yet! I hope that the FBI gets the whole damn bunch of them, Obama, Hitlery, John (I served in friggin Vietnam) Kerry, Vallerie Jarret, MOOCH, Huma, Carlos Danger, Eric Holder, Loretta Lynch-em-high, Nancy Piglosi, Harry Ried, John Beohner, Mitch the lil beach McConnell, John McCain, Jeff Flake, Maria Barf, Pedosta… all these traitorous bat-rastards, the entire MSM, the Muslim Brotherhood, ISIS, Al Queada, Hamas. I would gladdly chip in for a new SUPER Max Prison just to accomodate the festering lot until thier trials and summary execution by firing squad could be arranged. Set the example today for the next batch of treasonous slime that crawls out of the sewers. We have got to get serious with these Progressive Turd Polishing Communist wanna-bees.

    ENOUGH is ENOUGH!! Wake the Flock up America. This is a well planned, masterfully executed, silent revolution, a coup d’etat. Fact is, most Americans don’t even know what has been happening all around them. The slow deadly embrace of a demonic constrictor that is hell bent on our Nation’s destruction.

    • October 30, 2016 at 2:16 pm

      Love your thoughts! Hope they all happen as described!

Comments are closed.