Old frail guy falls while “playing with the dog”

Old frail guy falls while “playing with the dog”

Apparently Joe Biden broke his ankle the other day. But not because he’s old and frail. Nope. Not at all. See, according to the “Office of the President-Elect,” totally not frail Joe was playing with one of his dogs when he fell.

When I saw the news, I could feel the hackles on the back of my neck go up. Something about the story sounded just a little too contrived.

I mentioned the other day that the throne-sniffing media is excitedly writing about the Biden family pets. (They’re getting a cat!)

As a matter of fact, on the same day I wrote that post about the media’s hard-hitting, all-hands-on-deck coverage of the Bidens getting a cat, the Daily Beast ran this story:

Huh. Joe falls while “playing with the dog” and the pet psychic didn’t see it coming? What kind of psychic is she?

Or pychic as Joe might call her.


You think Team Biden isn’t hyper-aware of what Biden-related stories are getting play in the media? You think they live under a rock?

Team Biden knows exactly how to play the media for maximum throne-sniffing coverage.

And right now the Biden pets are hot, hot, hot!

My guess is, the frail old man lost his balance and toppled over the way people who are very frail and old are wont to do. And rather than simply inform the press that old Joe took a tumble and broke his ankle, Team Biden’s Media Quick Reaction Force got together and concocted a cover story tailor-made for the throne-sniffers who cover him.

“Hey, the Biden pets are hot, hot, hot right now. Let’s tell them Joe was rough-housing with the dog when it happened. This story would do two things. First, it gives the impression that the President-Elect is spry and athletic. And it mentions one of the Biden family pets!”

If I was a betting gal, I’d wager what actually happened is something that happens all the time. Old frail Joe tripped on the edge of the rug or wiped out while he was gingerly navigating the stairs. Or maybe he slipped in the bathtub.

Now, I’m not saying the dog wasn’t involved. It’s possible Joe was shuffling through the house and accidentally tripped over a sleeping dog.

I just doubt the fall was from “playing with the dog.”

Listen, Joe Biden is unsteady on his feet. We’ve all seen enough video footage of the old, meandering coot ambling unsteadily toward his SUV while someone holds his elbow and guides him toward the door.

He’s old, frail and mentally confused.

I have a feeling Joe Biden loses his balance a lot. In fact, I’m sure this was not the first time the old frail guy fell down. It was, however, the first time a fall resulted in an injury that couldn’t be hidden from the press.

And while Team Biden didn’t learn much from the mistakes Hillary made on the campaign trail, they obviously learned one thing: Do everything you can to prevent the old frail guy from falling while cameras are rolling.

Well, they did learn a second thing: Put in place the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.

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11 thoughts on “Old frail guy falls while “playing with the dog”

  • November 30, 2020 at 9:19 am

    Looks like Kamala will be assuming he role of “office of the president elect” sooner than we thought

    • November 30, 2020 at 9:31 am

      It won’t surprise me in the least if we learn that Kamala’s Secret Service code name is “The Dog.”

      • November 30, 2020 at 10:12 am

        Bwahahaaa! My thoughts exactly Dianny! I bet that is her code name. Fits her pretty well too. She is a real b*tch.

      • November 30, 2020 at 10:16 am

        Sorry, that moniker is already being used by Willie Brown.

      • November 30, 2020 at 1:57 pm


  • November 30, 2020 at 10:14 am

    As a geezer with some recent experience in falling down stairs, let me tell ya, it’s easy. No alcohol, drugs or other stimulants is required. New sneakers, neuropathy in the feet and inner ear issues are a big plus, if you’re looking for pro tips.

    My personal best is 8 stairs. Twice in the past year. I would do better, but that’s all the stairs I have. I’m thinking of putting a really, really thick rug at the bottom. Maybe some foam padding or something.

    Getting old sucks. Not getting old is arguably worse.

    • November 30, 2020 at 9:40 pm

      Outstanding! I recently did a flight of 12 stairs. Smooth hardwood. No alcohol (before the accident).

  • November 30, 2020 at 10:35 am

    No doubt Biden will have another fall soon. Don’t ignore mini strokes either. That would go along with Biden’s fractured speech. Little bits of brain matter going Poof!

  • November 30, 2020 at 10:37 am

    Atrial fibrillation with highly likely multi-infarct dementia (and probable Alzheimer’s), treatment for at least two brain aneurysms, unsteady gait, an obvious propensity toward pedophilia, and now indications of osteoporosis. In a nation of 330 million, with half screaming “systemic racism” at every turn, this is what the democrats serve up as their presidential nominee, an old, senile, perverted, corrupt white guy? He spent nearly the entire campaign hiding in his basement, infrequently appeared before massive crowds of tens of supporters, mangled the script rolling on his teleprompters in ways never heard before, groped and sniffed his way through his gathered sycophants, and raked in millions of dollars from our greatest geopolitical enemy, the CCP. While the new designated emperor slept, the DNC plotted, schemed, planned end executed the most egregious, widespread, and multi-faceted voter fraud scheme ever imagined. With big tech, the media (now including Faux News), Hollywood, and the various global cabals backing this empty shell placeholder of a candidate, his victory was all but assured. The press are now relentlessly proclaiming the coronation as legitimate, and commanding the country to accept the result and heal the vicious divide they have been fomenting for the past several years. They are eagerly awaiting the resumption of O’blahblah’s policies for the destruction of this great nation. The election has not been certified, and the Supreme Court may yet have a say in its outcome. Given the forces, power, and resources allied against President Trump, it seems unlikely that this hopelessly corrupt election will be overturned, and the rightful winner will be given a second term. If the erroneous “results” of this election are allowed to stand, democrats will rapidly enshrine changes which will ensure a permanent, unassailable voting block and mono-party rule for the foreseeable future. God help us all if the fraud and deceit are ignored, and Mr. Life Alert is awarded the presidency.

  • November 30, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    I think it’s all more fraud to give Mr. Dementia an excuse to stay out of sight and sound. He doesn’t even know he has a dog. The fat lady has not sung yet. The less normal people see of that vile creature the better it is for him.

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