Old Working Class Joe (LOL!)

After Joe Biden’s embarrassingly shameless Hispandering backfired, Team Biden has decided to try another suck-up tactic – namely pandering to Working Class voters. Over the last couple of days, China Joe’s handlers are having him pretend to be a hard workin’ fella from Scranton who knows what it’s like to build things with his hands.
It is both hilarious and cringe-inducing, but there you go.
On Thursday, the candidate favored by wealthy blue enclaves like Manhattan and Hollywood told America that this election is between Park Avenue and Scranton. And the hilarious part is China Joe thinks he’s Scranton.
Only someone in the last stages of dementia would believe Park Avenue is MAGA country.
Then yesterday, the newly christened Working Class Joe flew to newly christened swing state Minnesota to try and convince people who work with their hands that he is one of them.
“I spent a lot of my life with guys like Donald Trump looking down on me,” said old Dirt-Under-His-Nails Working Class Joe, “looking down on the people who make a living with their hands, people who take care of our kids, clean our streets.”
Ah, yes. When I hear the phrase “make a living with their hands,” I think of old Working Class Joe Biden – the man who has been in DC since 1973.
His entire time in the private sector – all two years of it – was spent in that well-known blue collar field known as the Legal Profession.
Voters are supposed to believe that this permanent DC fixture who amassed his wealth by kanoodling with China while selling out the “people who make a living with their hands” is old Working Class Joe while President Trump is Scrooge McDuck?!
Come on!
It’s hilarious!
But the Democrats have to do something. The infamous “Obama Coalition” of voters that propelled the 1-term Senator from Illinois into the White House is fleeing from Joe like a woman flees from a handsy perv.
Black and Hispanic voters are not falling in lockstep behind the Democrat ticket as they are expected to do. Young people aren’t exactly fired up to vote for a guy who’s been in elected office longer than most of their parents have been alive. And the working class voters that went overwhelmingly for Obama are now firmly in Trump’s corner.
As a result, reliably blue states like Minnesota are teetering from “solidly Democrat” to “toss up.”
Team Biden has to do something and fast to try and cobble together enough states to win. So they are now trying to win over the very Working Class voters the Democrats decided to write off nearly a decade ago.
And of course since this is Joe Biden we’re talking about, they’re trying to accomplish it through plagiarism.
Joe doesn’t rub shoulders with guys who make a living with their hands.
In fact, the closest Joe Biden has ever come to working with his hands is giving unwanted shoulder rubs to unsuspecting women and girls.
There’s a reason Democrat mayors from the “Iron Range” of Minnesota have endorsed President Trump.
He brought their jobs back – the very jobs that this so-called Working Class Joe shipped over to China while he sucked up to the ChiComs and made his family millions.
For Joe to pretend he’s some hero of the working class now is condescending as hell.
And what does “condescending” mean?
Yeah. If anyone is “looking down” on the people who make a living with their hands, it’s this desperate, grasping, aged career politician and his inept band of millennial campaign advisors.
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What a great birthday surprise! Great article I’m surprised by how stupid Biden really thinks people are by saying something so blatantly dumb. He expects people to believe that 47 years in Congress means that he’s a blue collar worker.
Do you think that he’s worse than Hillary as a candidate? I still believe that she’s worse because she didn’t bother campaigning.
They’ve been flogging old Joe pretty hard recently so he’s got to be just about too pooped to pop, his next “event” will probably be a real snoozer.
I keep expecting the leftist cabal that saw fit to run this Biden/Harris joke (for some reason) to realize that getting this ticket across the finish line is just not in the cards even with all the fraud they no doubt have lined up.
Will they have Joe suffer some health emergency and run with an alternate? Will they try an end run around the debates? I’m convinced they have something up their sleeve other than the smear parade (which will be in high gear soon) and ballot harvesting.
In any case, I can’t wait to see what pathetic nonsense they try to get Joe to read about RBG, that will be entertaining at least until they tip their real hand.
The only thing Plugs did (and still does) with his hands is maul females.