Once a plagiarist, always a plagiarist

Once a plagiarist, always a plagiarist

Apparently the news media was so busy squealing like over-indulgent Pageant moms over Joe Biden’s super-serious, super-prepared, super-Presidential “address” on the Wuhan virus they didn’t notice that Old Plagiarist Joe stole his super-serious, super-prepared, super-Presidential “plan” from President Trump.

Once a plagiarist, always a plagiarist, am I right?

Several of Plagiarist Joe’s suggestions at combatting Wuhan have either already been implemented by President Trump or were proposed by President Trump during his Oval Office address.

Does Joe have a single original thought rattling around in that hollowed-out cantaloupe he calls a brain?

Now to be fair, the plagiarist in this instance is probably not Joe himself.  Original thought has never been his strong suit to begin with.  And now that his brain is turning to rice pudding, it’s highly unlikely he could have come up with anything more complicated than a recipe for a glass of water.

[Step one: Get a glass.
Step two: Hold glass under kitchen faucet.
Hey, why isn’t it working?!
Oh, yeah! Step three: turn on water.]

Expecting Joe to compose a coherent, albeit brief, speech is like expecting a mollusk to compose a symphony.

The purpose of this “address” wasn’t for old Plagiarist Joe to actually present a plan of his own.  That was just the pretense.

The actual purpose was to trot the old cooter out in front of cameras to give the press the impression that Joe is okay.  Consider it proof of life.

That’s why the brief “address” was so carefully controlled and why Joe didn’t stick around to answer any questions.

Fact is, I doubt old Joe had any idea what the hell was going on.

“Okay, Joe.  Now, go out and stand in front of the podium and read from the teleprompter – those are the screens on either side of you.  Words will appear on those screens and all you have to do is read them.  And when you’re done, don’t stop for anything.  Just turn around and walk off stage.  And if you do all that, we promise to give you a cookie!”

Naturally all the deeply gullible people the Democrats rely on fell for it hook, line and sinker.

Of course, he was reading from a teleprompter, you nit.  But what do you expect from this idiot who washed out of Comey’s FBI and spent the last three years credulously believing the RussiaGate hoax?

Reading speech from teleprompter = “Leadership.”

Good heavens, Alyssa’s bar is really low.

But wait! We get a two-fer from old “conservative” Jen.

So, if I understand this, Jennifer thinks the White House should be humiliated for not having the same plan as Joe … who stole his plan from the White House plan.

Honestly, if this woman gets any stupider, the DNC is going to make her run for President.

But this was exactly why Team Biden sent their befuddled old guy out there – to give the media an excuse to poo-poo the old coot’s declining cognitive function while pretending everything with Joe is tickety-boo.

But it ain’t tickety-boo.

The closer we get to the General Election, the more visible Joe will need to be.  And the more visible he is, the harder it will be to hide his declining health.

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4 thoughts on “Once a plagiarist, always a plagiarist

  • March 13, 2020 at 10:13 am

    If you could put Joe’s brains on the head of a pin it would roll around like a BB on the expressway!

  • March 13, 2020 at 10:14 am

    Perfect graphic! Let’em try to emulate President Trump.

    And good luck with that, Team Biden. We may not see another president this good for America again for a loooong time


  • March 13, 2020 at 10:39 am

    They would give anything for Biden to take over TODAY, because TOMORROW he will probably be incapable of taking over.

  • March 18, 2020 at 6:54 am

    Step 1: Get Biden elected
    Step 2: Order him to pick “X” as a VP
    Step 3: Lock him in the White House attic like Obama used to do and rule the country

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