Once a shit sandwich, always a shit sandwich

I don’t care how much lettuce, tomatoes, condiments and fancy freshly baked bread you use, a shit sandwich is still a shit sandwich.

You can spin all the soft-focus, heartfelt fictions about Hillary Clinton you want. It will never change the fact that she is a detestable, crooked, conniving hag.

I’m beginning to suspect Tom Harkin didn’t get that memo.

Appearing at what was probably a sparsely-populated campaign event in Iowa, Senator Harkin had this to say about Crooked Hillary [hat tip Breitbart]:

“Regardless of what you have read or heard over the last 20 years from the likes of Newt Gingrich, or Rush Limbaugh, or Bill O’Reilly, and others in that right-wing kook corner. Regardless of that, Hillary Clinton is one of the most honest trustworthy, patriotic, caring, competent public servants we have ever known or worked with in our entire lifetimes.”

Really? That you’ve ever known?! Don’t take this the wrong way, Tom. But you gotta get out more.

Honest, trustworthy, patriotic, caring and competent? Those aren’t words anyone, except someone on a Thorazine drip, would ever use to describe Hillary Rodham Clinton.

“Public servant?!”

The day Crooked Hillary serves anyone but herself is the day hell freezes over.

Come on, Tom. Dress her up all you want. You’re not fooling anybody. Hillary is, and has always been, a shit sandwich.

I realize that Democrats are prone to lie. It’s all they have, really.

But I think even the most deluded among us aren’t going to fall for what Tom is peddling.

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4 thoughts on “Once a shit sandwich, always a shit sandwich

  • August 11, 2016 at 5:43 pm
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    This is all at once the funniest and the saddist thing i have ever read. Sad, because an elected, supposedly educated, “leader” would actually spew out this nonsense, and the funniest, well, for the same reason.

  • August 11, 2016 at 9:44 pm
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    Omg you dazzle me with your incredible work….

  • August 12, 2016 at 8:39 am
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    Clearly no pay for play going on with the Clintons, no attempts to cover up illegal activities or any such nonsense. No pattern from her Watergate days to now of lying and deceit, just a paragon of virtue all the days of her life.

  • August 12, 2016 at 4:34 pm
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    Progressive Turd Polishing at it’s finest. Whether it is a policy turd, or a politician turd, the sales pitch is always the same. Look at all the glitter, and lipstick, on this turd. Oh, and what a nice shine too. It is “New and Improved.” Don’t you know, it is possible to polish the nurled, tapered end so as to allow someone to pick it up without getting dirty. Yes, yes, …it is always the same piece of sh!t. The results are always the same too. No matter what you do to it. It is still a TURD! Hitlery, Obama, Obamacare, Tax the Rich to Feed the Poor, the EPA, Global Cooling err, uhm, Warming, uhhgh CLIMATE CHANGE, The War on Women, The Glass Ceiling, The War on Drugs, The Jobs Report, Benghazi and the Video, Fast and Furious, Cash for Clunkers, Solyndra, Chevy Volts, and The Economy is Booming! To name a few. Same old Sh!t, Folks. Don’t buy into it, and whatever you do, don’t try to pick it up!

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