Our self-important Elites sure love their titles

Our self-important Elites sure love their titles

Apparently Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez isn’t the only Democrat who thinks America is like Downton Abbey. I’d bet money the garbage elites in America would love, love, love it if we started using the titles of British aristocracy.

Duke, Marquess, Earl, Viscount, Baron, Baronet – not only would they be in hog heaven if these titles were afforded to them, they would no doubt think they deserved it.

But since America isn’t Downton Abbey, our garbage elites have to make due with what titles are available.

Take DOCTOR Jill Biden.

Back in October I remarked on how prickly Biden supporters get when you point out that Jill is not a doctor.

Jill decided late in life to go back to school for two years and get a doctorate in education. Now she and the rest of the garbage elite insist that she always have the title “DOCTOR” added to her name.

Just like in Downton Abbey where Robert Crowley must always be referred to as “The Earl of Grantham” or “Lord Grantham,” Jill must always be referred to as DOCTOR Jill Biden.

Not because she is a doctor by profession. Because she’s not a doctor by profession; she’s a school teacher.

But for Jill Biden, and the rest of the faux aristocrats in America, titles confer entitlement while setting them apart from us rags and tatters.

As I said back in October:

There is a major difference between academic accomplishments and a profession. And in that respect, Jill is not a doctor; she is (well, was) an educator.

My holding a Masters of Fine Arts does not make me a Master of Fine Arts. I’m a writer who holds an MFA in dramatic writing.

Jill is not a doctor, she is an educator who holds an EdD in education.

This isn’t hard to understand.

But for prickly Biden voters, it is absolutely anathema to point it out.

The Left has always been obsessed with titles that make them appear more important than they are.

They never referred to Obama as a “part-time lecturer” at the University of Chicago law school. Instead, Democrats insisted on calling him a “Constitutional Scholar.”

Titles and honorifics give them a sense of superiority.

And that’s the nub of it.

Demanding Jill Biden always be referred to as DOCTOR Jill Biden is all about making Jill Biden appear more important and superior than she is.

I’m thinking she would much rather be called “Marchioness Biden” or “Viscountess Biden.” But we don’t have aristocratic titles in the United States. So Jill has to settle for DOCTOR Biden.

This weekend, the “How Dare You Demean DOCTOR Biden” kerfuffle started up all over again because a classless opinion writer in the Wall Street Journal had the poor taste to suggest Jill Biden stop calling herself DOCTOR Jill Biden when she becomes First Lady.

I mean, he has a point. How many titles does this woman need?

From the all-hands-on-deck Well-I-Nevering that erupted, you’d think the Wall Street Journal published illegally-obtained audio recordings of Jill Biden talking smack to her back-stabbing friend.

Former spokesman for Jill Biden, and current Biden Transition spokesman Michael LaRosa was apoplectic with rage.

Oh for crying out loud. Don’t be such a big girl’s blouse, Michael.




Jill Biden gets called out for trying to appear more important than she actually is, and these lunatics, of course, claim it’s “misogyny.”

And the entire Faux American Aristocracy piled on.

Including the Dowager Duchess of Chappaqua:

And the Marquess of FangBang:

But these guys aren’t defending Jill Biden; they’re defending their own sense of self-importance.

Titles before or after their names give these people a sense that they are better than we hoi polloi in our Walmart clothes and Payless shoes.

In a country without nobility, academic titles are the closest thing to a peerage these pretentious, self-important people can get. And they are going to make the most of it.

We commoners are facing economic devastation as the ruling class shuts down our businesses and kills our jobs. But these pretentious assholes don’t give a crap about it because they’re far too busy closing ranks and howling like wounded poodles because an opinion writer suggested that Jill Biden stop being so insufferably self-important.

Pointing out the absurdity of Jill Biden insisting on the title “DOCTOR” wasn’t “repugnant” or “sexist.”

Instead, it was a reminder that here in America we don’t have nobility; we don’t bestow titles to elevate some over others. In America, all men are created equal and are endowed by their Creator with you know, you know, the thing.

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18 thoughts on “Our self-important Elites sure love their titles

  • December 14, 2020 at 9:30 am

    I always insist on being called Your Most Magnificence. Has a nice ring to it.

    • December 14, 2020 at 12:46 pm

      Mrs. Eric Fang Fang. Pass it on.

    • December 14, 2020 at 7:57 pm

      i have called myself “The Supreme Allied Galactic Commander”.

      • December 14, 2020 at 8:01 pm

        didn’t reenlist in the Navy because the position for “Door-Gunner” on the Space Shuttle was not available at the time. Sorry, for showing my age. 88-96 Navy Hospital Corpsman, 05-08 Army Cavalry Scout.

  • December 14, 2020 at 9:33 am

    And then, when drooling Joe is taken away and placed in a nursing home, what becomes of DOKTOR Jill Biden?

  • December 14, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    They’re all like the kids in third grade that use bullying, boasting, clown antics, loudmouthing or smart-assery to cover their inadequacies.

    • December 14, 2020 at 12:48 pm

      Hillary is so wrong, she lets her ignorance slip. Her name is Jill Biden. She has taken on the title of Doctor.

  • December 14, 2020 at 12:38 pm

    They don’t call I’m “brown nosa Larosa” nuth’n.

  • December 14, 2020 at 12:51 pm

    Dianny, you nailed it with the love of titles. Jill should have been the one to pull the plug on Joe’s campaign, but the brass ring of being First Lady means too much to her.

    The only benefit to seeing Kamala ascend to the throne will be watching Jill get ousted from the thing she covets so much.

  • December 14, 2020 at 1:21 pm

    Agree with everything I’ve read on this post, including comments, and am unabashedly stealing the pic for wide redistribution (attribution line intact).

    When my daughters began reproducing themselves about 30 years ago, they asked me what I’d like for the grandkritters to call me. “Your Eminence” was right out, and they seemed somehow peeved when I offered the alternative “Sire.”

    Hell, I didn’t even call my mother’s siblings “aunt” or “uncle.” My girls got the joke, of course, and settled on “Papa.” I really don’t care what they call me as long as it’s not late for dinner.

  • December 14, 2020 at 1:22 pm

    She, the Doctor, has a silly, cosmetic degree from the university of Delaware? Wow, it must have been a real nail-biter waiting for her finals results to come in. Should we call all lawyers Doctor, too? Juris Doctor is the degree they all have. I prefer ‘Maestro’ or “El Guapo”. No one seems to care.
    Can you imagine the royalties that the Democrat Combine must be paying to the Estate of Josef Goebbels and to Ringling Brothers?

  • December 14, 2020 at 2:19 pm

    I am reminded of more than one inner city school that inserts the word “academy” into their name, while graduating thugs who can’t spell and couldn’t count to ten even if they removed both socks.

    Meantime, my uncle got a PhD from Yale in 1960, back when it meant something, but he doesn’t insist on “Doctor.” He smiles and says, “Call me Stan. That’s my name, last time I checked.”

    As for myself, because of my lowbrow humor, please call me the “Baron of B.S.,” or “The Count of Crudeness,” and we’re good.

  • December 14, 2020 at 7:45 pm

    One of your best!!!!

  • December 14, 2020 at 7:46 pm

    Now you have to jump on “Republican” Congress Critter Paul Mitchell who just quit the party…..because of Trump. He’s now an Independent.

    Looking forward to a good rip on him!

  • December 14, 2020 at 11:27 pm

    Her official title should be: Former Trophy Wife who got her hooks into a professional liar and thief and rode his ass to immense wealth and fame.”

    • December 15, 2020 at 8:09 pm

      Agreed. And if you can’t legally write a prescription, you’re just riding physicians, dentists and veterinarians’ educational coattails. Ed doctorate? Couldn’t likely even get an AS in any engineering program. Defended a squishy, word salad thesis as a lefty Senator’s wife in Leftopia Central. Try being a nobody in a professional school, as above, easy, no thesis. You get the hell beaten out of you daily for a minimum four years. You screw up, people die. Nope, sorry. Just Jill.

  • December 15, 2020 at 12:59 am

    It is hard to imagine that anyone will not address her with an equivalent high level of respect and genuflection that the Dems have modeled for the current First Lady


    • December 15, 2020 at 8:06 am

      The current First Lady has not graced the cover of a single fashion magazine, while we saw a grotesque man-beast on every cover for eight agonizing years.

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