The Perfect Tee for Pajama Boy

If there was ever any doubt that Hillary Clinton’s campaign is banking on the fact that men supporting the Cankled Queen are all Pajama Boy metrosexuals whose mission in life is to be in touch with their feminine side, the re-release of this hideous T-shirt confirms it.

The HillaryClinton.com store has resuscitated the “Everyday Pantsuit” T-shirt in its apparel store.

What’s worse is the model they chose:
The Perfect Tee for Pajama Boy

Whoops! I think that’s wrong.

Here he is!

Pajama Boy

Sweet merciful Zeus.

Isn’t that the perfect Tee for a Pajama Boy?

No wonder Team Clinton had to scour the Internet for a stock photo of a man who actually looks like a, you know, man for her “#ManEnough4Hillary” Campaign.

Lumberjack

Even before it came out that this guy was an Internet stock photo model, everyone knew he wasn’t really a Hillary supporter. Let’s be honest, the only men supporting Hillary look like Pajama Boy.

The only way a manly man would be seen in that hideous T-shirt is if somebody Photoshopped him into it.

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Just how lacking in self-respect would any guy have to be to actually plunk down thirty bucks to buy 100% cotton humiliation like this?

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5 thoughts on “The Perfect Tee for Pajama Boy

  • June 21, 2016 at 4:26 pm
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    These T-shirt designs would probably sell like hotcakes over by the university. This could be some extra $$ for you. You could tweek it a bit for the Uncle B.S. fan club; I bet they would still sell 2 years from now if the price were discounted. I prefer the radicals for Hitlary one on the previous post. Your creative mind is in overdrive.

    • June 21, 2016 at 6:12 pm
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      You think I came up with that God-awful T-shirt?! I don’t know whether to cringe or to be insulted. This isn’t a satirical post. That is actually a T-shirt for sale at Hillary’s website.

  • June 21, 2016 at 8:56 pm
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    Ouch! Cringe if you must. …No insult intended. [;>) I thought you did a great job of insulting any metro-sexual numbnut who would wear that t-shirt. I still maintain that if you tweeked it (put your magic touch to the hiddious rag, and make it pro Uncle B.S.) that you could sell them for the next two years at the local university. No Worries, ha, ha, at least I got a reply out of you! Thanks .

    • June 21, 2016 at 9:33 pm
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      Insults and sarcasm sustain me. 😉

  • June 21, 2016 at 9:58 pm
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    ATTA Girl!

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