PETA outraged that seals were used to take out bin Laden

PETA outraged that seals were used to take out bin Laden

From the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service: In what it calls “the most egregious example of animal abuse in history,” PETA is demanding an investigation into the former Obama Administration’s use of a team of seals in the 2011 operation to take out bin Laden.

“How did we not know about this at the time?!” An outraged PETA spokesman asked.

“To put these majestic animals at risk – flying them by helicopter into Pakistan, supplying them with weapons of war – it’s just egregious!”

Several Hollywood celebrities took to Twitter to echo demands that the Department of Justice open an investigation in the abuse of seals for such a dangerous mission.

“America, if you love animals, you should be furious,” tweeted celebrity activist Alyssa Milano. “I refuse to raise my children in a country that would abuse these precious, beautiful animals.”

“Clubbing seals is obscene. But exploiting them to carry out secret military missions is beyond the pale,” tweeted Amber Tamblyn.

“SEALS ARE NOT SOLDIERS!!!!! 🤬 🤯,” tweeted Cher. “I ❤️ OBAMA, BUT THIS MAKES ME 🔥🔥🔥!!!!”

After PETA launched a page on its website demanding the investigation, the Department of Defense released the following statement:

While this might confuse some people, the SEAL team that participated in the operation against bin Laden were not animals, but elite Navy special operators. SEAL is an acronym for “Sea, Air, and Land.” Good grief, you people are idiots.

When PETA learned of the DoD statement, they quietly deleted their tweets and removed the “STOP THE MILITARY’S USE OF SEALS” page from their website.

The Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service followed up with PETA after the information was taken down, and they emailed us this statement.

Okay, fine. We got that wrong.

But we will not stop defending the rights of animals. Beginning tomorrow, we will be bringing a lawsuit against Mexico for its use of coyotes as transport for those seeking asylum in the United States. While we defend the right of every non-citizen to enter the US, exploiting these majestic animals to do so is nothing short of egregious.

You can catch up on all the explosive news stories from the Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service HERE.

We’re wildly inaccurate, not CNN inaccurate.

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16 thoughts on “PETA outraged that seals were used to take out bin Laden

  • October 24, 2020 at 11:36 am
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    Well done, well done. I tip my beaver pelt hat in your direction.

  • October 24, 2020 at 11:39 am
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    This post made me howl like a Coyote

    • October 24, 2020 at 9:18 pm
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      The boarder smuggling type i presume.

      • October 24, 2020 at 9:29 pm
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        From ACME no less

  • October 24, 2020 at 12:45 pm
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    Perhaps we should next address the plight of all those poor bears and bulls slaving away on the trading floor of the NYSE. Bravo, Dianny!

  • October 24, 2020 at 4:45 pm
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    Over the last 60 years I’ve had several “Froggy”/SEAL friends. Pleas do not call them Soldiers.
    even in jest!

    • October 24, 2020 at 4:51 pm
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      Do you not understand how satire works? Would a dummy like a Hollywood actress who thinks these were seals know that SEALs are Navy? Of course not. If you can’t understand the purpose of making these people look stupid, then I can’t help you.

  • October 24, 2020 at 4:51 pm
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    Wildly inaccurate?? WTH?

    • October 24, 2020 at 4:58 pm
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      I give up.

      “Conservative Commentary AND SATIRE.” It’s right there at the top of the website.

      Now I understand why so many people fact check the Babylon Bee.

      • October 24, 2020 at 7:14 pm
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        Chill! I know exactly what this wonderful site is! I read it daily and comment occasionally. Great work!
        I just didn’t think this story was that inaccurate! LOL!

        • October 24, 2020 at 7:44 pm
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          Sorry. I’m having a monster Lupus flare which brought on an atomic bitch attack. Had I not been such a raving bitch, I would’ve figured that out. My apologies.

  • October 24, 2020 at 7:37 pm
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    Dianny, very well done. The statement from the DoD had me laughing out loud. Tip of the hat to you.

  • October 24, 2020 at 8:04 pm
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    Exploiting Navy seals not nearly as evil as those bomb-sniffing dolphins…

    • October 24, 2020 at 11:06 pm
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      I will spot you a Dolphin And put up a Beaver.
      Man those critters can be crazy.
      It’s a long story,but trust me!

  • October 25, 2020 at 12:05 pm
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    Please add a “shar4e” button for Parler…TY !

    • October 25, 2020 at 12:11 pm
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      There is no such share button to add.

      Copy the URL of the post you want to share and paste it into a Parlay.

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